Would Anyone Be Interested In Reading a Zelda/KH Fanfic?

[Coldman9]

Lol, still funny. Thanks dude, the green is much better.

[HeartOfTheHero]

Chapter 6
Interrogation

The group has been running for about a half hour or so, and are on another side of the castle where they think they are safe for the moment.
Link – Alright. Lya you have some explaining to do.
Lya – You have NO idea.
Link – Yeah I bet. First question: Do you love me or not?
They all turn and stare at her.
Lya – Ask me again when we’re alone. Next question.
Link – What do you know about Ganondorf getting married? Do you have anything to do with it? (getting in Lya’s face) No Lies.
Lya – (getting an attitude) Okay, listen up, buddy. I have been working my butt off for the past two weeks looking for a way to bring you back to life! Zelda thinks that I killed you, if I go back without you alive she’ll have me beheaded for murder; because you decided to go all suicidal on me before I could explain anything. I finally made it here, made a very stupid deal with Ganondorf to bring you back, and here you are! Now I have to marry that freak because he brought you back to life and that was our deal.
Link – you’re going to marry him? Why?
Lya – WEREN’T YOU LISTENING!!!!????????????
Aryll – He stopped listening the minute you mentioned marriage.
Link – What are you doing here Aryl?
Aryll – Helping to save your miserable life. Now, do you have anymore questions for her?
Link – Yeah. WHY??
Navi – To save you, you dork! Didn’t you hear her say that?
Link – Lya?
Lya – (disgusted) Leave me alone right now. Let’s just get out of here
Aryll – Hurry up then.

Chapter 7
Now Do You Believe?

Back at Hyrule Castle:
Zelda – LINK!! You’re alive! I’m so happy you’re okay!
Lya – See. I brought him back. Now he can tell you I didn’t kill him.
Link – Actually . . .
Lya – (turning to face him) “Actually”? What do you mean “actually”?
Link – Sorry, I kinda spaced out there.
Zelda and Lya – Riiiiiiiiight.
Link – She didn’t kill me Zelda, I jumped off the roof.
Zelda – (sigh) alright she’s free to go then.
Voice – Not so fast.
All turn and look at the speaker. His fish shaped helmet and his black and iridescent blue clothes gave off an eerie glow.
Link, and Zelda – Zant!
Zant – Ha ha ha! Now I have you girl! (gestures at Lya, as he lifts her off the ground using his magic) my god will be very pleased!
Link – NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lya – (screams) LINK!
Zant and Lya disappear.
Link – (turning on Zelda) We have to get her back!
Zelda – be my guest. She’s not my concern. Now where is that manicurist? She’s an hour late!
Link - (just stares at her in disbelief) How can you just sit here and do nothing? I need your help!
Zelda – I don’t see any profit in it for me.
Link – Fine! What do you want!??
Zelda – Oh, I don’t know. Maybe a wedding.
Link – A wedding?
Zelda – Yes.
Link – I can’t do anything about that unless . . . holy stalfos! NO I WILL NOT!!!!!!!!!!
Zelda – Then I guess I can’t help you.
Link – FINE! I’ll go by myself! I can’t believe you even tried that anyway.
Zelda – Go and get your little girlfriend then. But don’t you dare expect any support from me!
Link – I won’t! I don’t even want it anymore. (he turns and leaves)
Zelda – (yelling at his back) You may not want it, but you’ll need it! You’ll be sorry!

[VenFan17]

Woot! ^^ I love Ganondorf in this so far!

"Now I have you girl!" Zant is cool, too.

[HeartOfTheHero]

Chapter 8

Good-Bye Ganondorf

Ganondorf – So you thought that you could escape your promise, did you?
Lya – Well it was worth a try.
Ganondorf – You are a pathetic excuse for a woman. You have no compassion what so ever! I can’t believe that I’ve fallen for you.
Lya – I can’t believe it either. So I’ll tell you what we’ll do: You let me go; I run off; you forget about me; we all live happily ever after. Deal?
Ganondorf – Let me think about it. WHAT AM I SAYING!!??? NO I WON’T LET YOU GO!!!!! I absolutely refuse! You will be my wife or else I’ll (RIIIIING, riiiiiiiiiing, riiiiiiiiiing) Hold on. (answers phone) Yes.
Zant – Hey god, can we like, talk over lunch or something, I wanna make a deal with you.
Ganondorf – Not right now.
Zant – Aaaawww, come on, I brought you the girl, can’t I get a reward?
Ganondorf – NO!!
Zant – Why not?
Ganondorf – BECAUSE I SAID NO!!
Zant – Midna gave me rewards when I served her.
Ganondorf – Well you’re not working for Midna now, are you? GET BACK TO WORK!!
Zant – As you wish, god.
Lya – He is so pathetic. Actually, you both are.
Ganondorf – Watch yourself girl. You’re walking a fine line right now.
Lya – yeah I know. On the one side, there’s you, in all your green and orange ugliness, [by the way, how did you change back so fast?] and on the other side, there’s Link, ready to wage war with anyone just to get a kiss from me. Who do you think I’d rather be with?
Ganondorf – (grabbing her by the neck) I told you to watch yourself! Now you’ll pay!
Link crashes through the window
Link – Hold on G. That’s my girl that you got there, and I want her back!
Lya – Finally!
Ganondorf – (dropping Lya) So you think that you can take me do you? Well we’ll just see about that!
Half an hour later:
Ganondorf’s body lies on the floor.
Lya – Are you all right Link?
Link – (breathing hard) I’m fine, now that I have you back.
Lya – You were great just now. Well, you’re always great.
Link – Thanks. Let’s just get back to the castle for now, okay? Epona’s out front.
Lya – Just one last thing. (kisses him on the cheek) okay let’s go.
Link – (stunned into silence)

[VenFan17]

BECAUSE I SAID NO!!!.....classic XD

[HeartOfTheHero]

omg, i had so much fun writing all of the Ganondorf/Zant moments, lol. actually, i had a lot of fun writing the whole story, since my completely random and dramatic personality really influenced it so much, hahaha.
i'm glad everyone's liked it so much so far. if it made you laugh at least once, then i consider it a success, because that's really the only reason i wrote it, to entertain myself and to make people laugh.

[Black Rose Witch]

It is epic so far! but will kh be in it anymore? i really enjoy it though.

[MangaCrazy101]

Kewl! ^ ^ I love this! ^ ^ we should make u a fan club ^-^ lets just say THIS ROCKS!

[HeartOfTheHero]

Originally Posted by bbsforever121

It is epic so far! but will kh be in it anymore? i really enjoy it though.

kh will be in it, but not until part 2
Sora makes an appearance, along with some other characters, and that's all i'm going to say.

[Roxas-XIII]

ooooooo, this is hilarious - i cant wait for more >.<

i cant wait to find out how kingdom hearts comes in its awesome already and i hope it gets even better!!!! : ) i love it lol its so funny

[HeartOfTheHero]

ok, here's the next chapter. if i have time i might put chap. 10 up later

Chapter 9
Five Peaceful Minutes

Back at Hyrule Castle:
Lya and Link are walking through the gardens outside. Zelda, Aryll, and Navi are inside arguing.
Lya – Well, that was some adventure out there we had. Don’t you think so, my totally awesome hero?
Link – Yeah, definitely. What are those three arguing about? I can hear them all the way out here.
Lya – Something stupid I’m sure. But you never know. Maybe for once it’s something worth talking about. Let’s go see!
Link – (grabbing Lya’s hand) Wait a sec. The other day I asked you a question, and you never answered me. Do you love me or not?
Lya – Weeeell, I don’t really know. Sora has made some interesting offers.
Link – SORA!!
Lya – (laughing) Just kidding! Good grief you are touchy.
They’re close enough to hear Aryll, Navi, and Zelda now.
Navi – I love Link more than you do!
Zelda – NO you don’t. Because I love him more than anyone!
Aryll – He’s my brother!
Zelda – What has that got to do with anything!??
Aryll – I know him better than you two do. And I know that he loves both of you. But he only loves you like sisters. He loves Lya more than anyone. And I think she loves him more than the two of you put together. SO PUT A SOCK IN IT!!!!!!!
Lya – I don’t think we missed much.
Aryll, Navi, and Zelda – Aaahh! What are you doing here?
Link – Just passing through.
Aryll, Navi, and Zelda – Sure you are.
Navi - Do you two have any news that you would like to tell us?
Link – Shut up Navi! I haven’t asked her yet!
Navi – Oops.
Lya – What news? Ask me what?
Link – Nothing! Absolutely nothing!
Lya – Uh-huh. Sure.
Link – I’m serious! It’s nothing.
Lya – Whatever. Hey, I was thinking –
Zelda and Navi – OH NO!
Lya – Seriously you guys! That’s so babyish! I was thinking that we haven’t had a party in a while. Why don’t we set one up for tomorrow night?
Zelda – I love that idea!
Aryll – So do I!
Navi – And just think Link, that’s the perfect time for you to ask her (Link captures Navi in his hands so no one can hear her.)
Lya – (watching Link) I guess it’s set then.

[VenFan17]

my fav part: Grief you are touchy LOL

ooooh a party!!! O.O

[HeartOfTheHero]

Ok, here's Chap.10, one of my favorites, considering the fact that I made Link act like a complete and total dork, hence the title

Chapter 10

Sparklers, Horses, and Dorks

Next Night:
All of their friends are there dancing and having a good time
Lya – Hey everybody! I’ve got sparklers!
Link – SPARKLERS!!! GIVE ME ONE!
Lya – Easy there big boy. (hands him one)
Malon – You shouldn’t have done that.
Lya – Why not?
Link starts screaming and run in circles with his hat on fire from the sparkler.
Malon – That’s why.
Lya – Great Tektites, when will he ever grow up? Hey Zel, throw me a water bottle will ya?
Zelda – Ooh, sparklers?
Lya – Yeah.
Lya pours the water on Link’s hat, putting out the fire.
Link – You saved my life again!
Lya – Gimme that sparkler before you kill somebody. (snatches it away from him)
Later in the evening:
Link – Hey! Let’s have a horse race!
Aryll – Where?
Link – Around the gardens!
Zelda – It’s too dark to see.
Malon – Yeah, it’s impossible to see the ground it’s so dark out there.
Lya – You could light torches around the gardens.
Zelda – Still, it’s not safe.
Link – Chicken.
Zelda – Oh no you didn’t!
Malon – Oh yes he did! Come on let’s saddle up!
Zelda – I’m so in.
Link – Good. I’ve been needing some new competition.
Lya goes and sets up the course while Link, Zelda, and Malon get ready.
Lya – Alright then. It’s a pretty simple course. Two laps around the gardens’ outer paths. Just follow the torches. Ready. Set. RIDE!!

They take off around the course. During the second lap, Link is in front, with Malon and Zelda riding neck-and-neck behind him.
Saria – (jumping out from behind a statue right in front of Link and Epona) Hey guys! Sorry I’m late!
Epona rears and spins around, bumping into Malon and Zelda’s horses. She bucks, throwing Link over a hedge into a fountain.
Lya – SARIA!! Why’d you do that!??
Malon – You could have killed us!
Zelda – Link are you okay?
Link – (limping around the corner) I guess so.
Lya – Okay, everyone back to the castle. (glaring at Link) No more stupid ideas.
Link – It wasn’t really that stupid. If it had been, you wouldn’t have helped.
Lya – Don’t talk to me anymore tonight.
Link – But I –
Lya – No buts. Don’t talk to me. You’ve been acting like a kid all night long.
Navi – Maybe that’s because he wants to get rid of all his childishness before he asks you to –
Link – SHUT UP NAVI!!!
Navi – You don’t have to be so mean about it.
Lya – (watching them both with interest) Navi, darling, what exactly is it that he wants to ask me, again? I don’t think he’s ever given you the chance to finish telling me.
Navi – Well, (notices Link glaring at her) hee hee. Um, I think he was going to ask you to, um, kiss him?
Link – (nodding) yeah that was it. Nothing else.
Lya – Sure.
Two hours later:
Everyone’s getting ready to go home.
Link – Lya, will you come walk around the gardens with me? I want to ask you something.
Lya – No I will not walk around the gardens with you. I’m staying right here.
Link – Please. It’ll only take a minute. I just want to ask you something.
Lya – If you want to ask me something, ask me right now. I’m not leaving just for you to ask me another dumb question. Do you remember what happened last time that you told me you wanted to ask me something in the gardens at night? You ended up flying off the castle roof and dying. I’d rather not repeat that experience.
Link – But that’s not going to happen this time!
Lya – I don’t care. Ask me here or don’t ask me at all.
Link – But I didn’t want to ask you while there were other people around.
Lya – Why not?
Link - . . . . . . . . Just because.
Lya – You’re being such a dork right now. You’ve been acting so stupid all night.
Aryll – (walking up behind Lya) He always acts stupid when he’s nervous.
Lya – That’s interesting.
Aryll – (whispering to Lya) Just go with him and see what he wants.
Lya – Fine.

[MangaCrazy101]

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[HeartOfTheHero]

Originally Posted by MangaCrazy101

Yay some really good stuff there u should visit this sight and put it on ther (my fav sight) Create Your own Quizzes, Stories, Polls, Lyrics, Poems, Journals and More at Quizilla

actually, i have been on that site, but i haven't signed up for it yet. i'm thinking about it, but i'm not sure.
ok, here's chapter 11, at this point, I think I had pretty much made up my mind that any seriousness that was left in the story needed to die, lol, because after this, it gets pretty crazy.

Chapter 11

DÈJÁ VU

Out in the gardens:
Link – Oh Lya, you’re even prettier under the light of the moon.
Lya – Why thank you my – hold up! I’m experiencing a severe case of DÈJÁ VU!! This is not good!!
Link – Oh, right, sorry. Um, I’m just having a little trouble figuring out what to say.
Lya – (sigh) Okay, okay. What is it that you want to ask me?
Link – Well, I wanted to know . . . that is, I’ve been meaning to ask you . . . oh what the heck. Lya, will you –
Zant – YOU KILLED MY GOD!!!!
Link – Perfect timing, as always. Zant, ol’ boy, how ya doing?
Zant – YOU KILLED MY GOD!!!!
Link - he wasn’t a god! You should be glad he’s gone. Now you’re free to do whatever you want! So could you just scurry off for a minute; I need to ask her something.
Zant – YOU KILLED MY GOD AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!!!
Lya – Oh sweet Keese, Link, let me handle this okay?
Link – Just be careful.
Lya – (grinning) I always am! Hey Zanty! Listen up here!
Zant – DON’T CALL ME ZANTY YOU MURDERERS!! YOU KILLED MY GOD AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!
Lya – This is going to be harder than I thought. JUST LISTEN! Your “god” was a murderer, kidnapper, and a thief! You should be glad that you’re not associated with him anymore.
Link – Nice going, especially since HE IS ALL OF THOSE THINGS TOO!! Do you honestly think that he will care?
Lya – It’s worth a try.
Zant – YOU KILLED MY GOD AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!
Lya – We understand that. Do you have anything else that you would like to tell us?
Link – I doubt it. He’s a total mental case. I mean, complete lunatic. He’s got the crazy dance and everything else.
Lya – Yeah, I kinda figured that out.
Zant – YOU KILLED MY GOD AND NOW YOU WILL PAY!!
Link – Great Tektites, that’s annoying. Okay, I think I’ll just end this (raising his sword)
Zant – HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! NOW I HAVE YOU!! YOU SHALL PAY!!
Lya – LINK LOOK OUT!!!!!!
Link – What? (Zant’s sword goes straight through his chest)
Zant – REVENGE!!!!!
Lya – LINK!
Link – Lya, I love you.
Lya – I love you, too. You’re going to be fine now, you hear me? Fine. Just please, please don’t die!
Link – I’m sorry. (he dies)
Lya – (sobbing) no, no, you can’t die! Not again! Please don’t be gone! Oh please!