Secret Mission: High School

[Lectori Salutem]

Summer break? Are you from Australia or something?

Xemnas and Saix are hilarious! So is Zexion! And those Demon sisters. And actually about any character in this fic^^

[TwilightRiku_13]

Aw, you're starting back school? That really sucks; I just started back at college this week (winter break is so short). Anyway, another funny chapter. I so love Xemnas in your story; he gives a whole new meaning to the word insanity. Great job again, and I look forward to more. I can't wait until you have Zexion do something completely stupid.

[Mikoto-Cat]

yes, I live in Australia XD

and Zexion's gonna do something crazy next chapter...or in 2 chapters coz next one coming is "Tidus's Revenge" but I haven't quite finished it yet

[Riku Fan1415]

*rolls eyes* You'd think that Xemnas, being the Superior, would be able to kill those three. Speaking of which, you should make a flashback showing what made him go insane. Lol

[Mikoto-Cat]

Originally Posted by Riku Fan1415

*rolls eyes* You'd think that Xemnas, being the Superior, would be able to kill those three. Speaking of which, you should make a flashback showing what made him go insane. Lol

yeah he could of -_-

I should do a flash back but I have no ideas XD

[Riku Fan1415]

You'll think of something. *glows with confidence*

[Mikoto-Cat]

Chapter 10: Tidus’s revenge. Part 1: Destroying Demyx

Day 38

Tidus: homeroom

Tidus sat there in his homeroom and all he did was stare out of the window. He was pissed, really pissed and he wanted revenge.

Roxas: Period 1 English

Ah finally, a subject that didn’t have an organization member as a teacher, though Mr. Genesis Rhapsodos was annoying enough.

“good morning class” he said with no enthusiasim, “we’ll be studying Loveless again”

The whole class whined “AGAIN!!”

“YES! AGAIN!!” Mr. Rhapsodos yelled. “we would be studying something else but I asked Mr.Fair to get a new book to study and what does he do? Go fishing, and now he’s gone to find some mermaid” he complained. “besides I like Loveless”

“Little too much dontcha think” Roxas muttered.

Xion: Period 3 : Drama Club

“What?!” Xion yelled, “Mr. Rhapsodos is gone as well?”

“No he’s still around” Marluxia answered, “but he was too pissed to run this club today”.

Marluxia stood in front of the students, “WELCOME TO DRAMA CLUB! I AM YOUR SUBTITUTE LEADER! MR. MARLUXIA!!” he sung.

Selphie’s eyes widened. “Not the economics teacher.”

“Yes…the economics teacher” Kairi growled.

“We’re doomed,” Xion said. “Doomed until Mr. Rhapsodos’s PMS ends”

Demyx and Tidus: Recess

A finally, something Demyx loved about today “Band Practise”. He had a wide grin on his face and clutched onto his Base tightly.

Little did he know that Tidus was somewhere, waiting for that bucket of glue to fall on Demyx, followed by the feathers.

“Hi Tidus!” Tidus flinched then turned around and saw Yuna, a freshman girl who he’s had a crush on for a while now.

“Hi Yuna, What are you doing here?” he asked, little did he know that Demyx decided to get a bottle of water and go in later

“Oh I’m going to Band Practise” She said cheerfully, “I guess I could go in now”

Tidus smiled but then realised… “YUNA!!!!!” Tidus screamed, but it was too late. She activated the trap already. Tidus pushed her out of the way but he ended up getting glue and feathers stuck to him.

Neko skipped down the hall and looked at Tidus “WOW! YOU LOOK LIKE A CHICKEN!!”

Tidus sighed heavily, “Curse you mullet boy” and spat out a feather.

Zexion: Recess: Library

Ah finally, some peace and quiet in the school library, a nice environment for studying and taking notes, a nice place to read, a nice place to…

“HI ZEXION!” Sora sang. Zexion flinched, “hi Sora” he said coldly.

“Have you seen Mr. Xigbar?” he asked,

“Oh him…well…he was stalking Mr. Luxord who was stalking Mr. Vexen because he owed him money who was stalking Mr. Xemnas’s Rabid dog ‘Saix’ who was stalking Mr. Xemnas who was stalking Riku who he thinks is stalking Xion…I wonder why” Zexion said with a smirk.

“Oh. Thanks…I guess”

With Xion: Lockers

Recess is over and now Xion had to go to Math… “WHY?!!” She thought.

Not too far away was Riku trying to get to his locker, unfortunately there was a rush so he had to wait a little while. “I don’t care what Zexion thinks!” he thought, “I’m not attracted to that little brat”
He stared over to where she was, closing her locker.

“She is kinda cute though” Riku face palmed “NO! WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING!!!”

“DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT TOUCHING HER INNOCENT LIPS YOU PERVERT!!!” Xemnas yelled as he attacked Riku.

“MR.XEMNAS!! WHAT THE (dusk) DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING??!!!…ya” Wakka yelled.

“HE’S ABUSING A STUDENT!!!” Kairi yelled, “call principal Sephiroth!”

“Principal Sephiroth isn’t here today” Scarlet said popping out of nowhere and scaring the crap out of Kairi and Wakka. “he’s gone to buy more sword polish. For his Masumu-chwan!”

Scarlet gave her creepy “I’m not so happy” smile. “so uh…what are you doing here ya?” Wakka asked.

“They’re fighting near my locker” Scarlet said while cracking her knuckles, “and I need to get my books” she cracked her knuckles louder.

Scarlet walked over to Xemnas and Riku who were still fighting and then…

I’m sorry but once again the following scenes are too violent to be shown on this fanfic…since all of the organization members are at school let’s see how Mr. Fair is

Mr. Fair stood on a lonely island. He hadn’t had a shower for days, his clothes were torn and he hadn’t shaved for days. He survived on Paupu fruit and fish.

“AERITH!!” Mr. Fair yelled, “Aerith the mermaid! Where are you!!”

“Zack!!” a mysterious voice called out.

“Aerith?”

“NO IT’S ANGEAL YOU DUMB ASS!!!” Angeal yelled angrily. “WHAT THE (Dusk) ARE YOU DOING??!! I’VE BEEN SEARCHING FOR YOU FOR DAYS YOU SON OF A (dusk)”

“b-b-but I saw a mermaid when I went fishing” Zack pouted. “she was so beautiful Angeal! Her name was…Aerith!”

Angeal Face-palmed. “Zack”

“yes?”

“That’s the secretary you idiot”

“but…what about the tail?”

“she was swimming with dolphins that afternoon, around the same time when you went fishing…hmm…you must’ve seen her then” Zack’s jaw dropped.

“Now take a shower you stink!!!!!”

And we’re back

“HOLY-

whoops…sorry my mistake…uh…hey this looks interesting:

Demyx and Xigbar ditched classes for this period and the were both surfing in the pool. “WOOO HOOO!!”

The swim team stared at the two. “how the (Heartless) are they doing that?”

You know what…why don’t I just skip this scene and go to the next one.

Larxene: Period 6: ditching class

Larxene yawned on her way to the sick bay. She made up an excuse to Vexen to ditch class by saying she was too tired to function.

“oh hi No. 12” Lexeaus waved which made Larxene scream.

“what the (shadow) are you doing here?!!”

Lexeaus scratched the back of his head, “well…I know how to do Mouth-to-Mouth and that’s all they needed”

“what kinda person runs this place?!” Larxene thought.

Meanwhile Principal Sephiroth sat at home and polished his sword “shiney! Shiney! SHINEY!”

Larxene walked over to the beds and spotted two familiar faces. “Xemnas?! Riku?!”

“IT’S SUPERIOR!!! I MEAN FATHER TO YOU!!!” Xemnas yelled,

“what happened?” she asked,

Riku and Xemnas looked at each other, then to Larxene. “Scarlet”

Larxene’s blood boiled “…Scarlet?….HOW DARE SHE!!! I’M THE TOUGH WOMAN IN THIS SCHOOL NOT THAT MISERABLE EXCUSE OF A PRANKSTER!!!!”

Larxene stormed out of the Sick bay.

Period 7: hall

Scarlet was walking down the hall on the way to her next class until a certain nobody stopped her along the way.

“HEY (Dusk) WHAT THE (Heartless) DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING?!! I’M THE TOUGH WOMAN IN THIS SCHOOL!!!!” Larxene yelled.

Scarlet rubbed her ear and said, “you’re pathetic”

“Pathetic?! YOU’RE ONLY GOOD AT BLOWING UP THINGS”

“and you have the I.Q and the antennae of an aphid”

Larxene’s blood boiled even more and she slapped Scarlet, then Scarlet slapped Larxene and then the worst thing that could happen at a school…a cat fight.

A crowd started to form around them, some people were Chanting “Fight! Fight! Fight!” while others just watched. “Oh no!” Demyx screamed from the crowd. “we’ve got to stop them” Demyx pushed through the crowd but Wakka pulled him back.

“you NEVER stop a cat fight ya!!”

Demyx pouted. “why not?”

“oh…bad things have happened ya. Y’know Rai from the disciplinary committee?” Wakka asked.

“nope”

“well…he tried to stop a cat fight”

“what happened?”

“He’s bunking with Seifer ya”

Chapter 10 part 1 end

[Lectori Salutem]

Such a messed up school.. I LOVE it^^ Cat fight!!!

[TwilightRiku_13]

God, this story just keeps getting better and better. Everyone is this school is either mentally retarded or insane. I loved the whole part with Zack and Sephiroth; that was just too funny. Oh, and the whole Riku/Xemnas fight; Xemnas needs to be locked in a pleated cell. Anyway, great job again, and I look forward to more.

[Riku Fan1415]

LOL, Rai's bunking with Seifer, who didn't join the Demon sisters....what happened to Vivi and Fuu?

[Mikoto-Cat]

Originally Posted by Riku Fan1415

LOL, Rai's bunking with Seifer, who didn't join the Demon sisters....what happened to Vivi and Fuu?

let's just say they were smart enough not to get on their bad side

[Riku Fan1415]

good for them, smart enough to survive, lol

[Mikoto-Cat]

Chapter 11: Tidus’s Revenge part 2 Annihilating Axel

Scarlet and Larxene were still fighting, Demyx still wanted to stop them and Tidus still wanted revenge.

Tidus was so desperate that he stole one of the explosives that belonged to the demon sisters to take his revenge on Axel this time. “THIS IS FOR ALL THE CHAOS YOU’VE CAUSED!!!” he yelled as he lit the dynamite and threw it where the crowd was…unfortunately Axel wasn’t there and the dynamite landed in the circle. The students ran away screaming their lungs out and Scarlet and Larxene were still fighting.

Boom!!

Larxene’s antennae…I mean hair had slightly burnt and Scarlet was pissed about the fact that Tidus stole one of HER explosives.

“MY HAIR!!!” Larxene screamed

“MY DYNAMITE!!”

They both glared at Tidus who stood there blankly. Tidus stared at the two angry girls and the only words that came out of Tidus’s lips were. “oh (shadow)!”

Xion and Yuna: Period 7: Sick bay

Flash back

The bell rung signalling the end of class. Xion was eager to leave this class and jumped out of her seat and almost left the classroom until…

“Xion? What are you doing?” Luxord asked. 25 or so pairs of eyes stared at the young nobody.

“isn’t it the end of class?” she asked.

“well yeah but we have double math” Luxord responded.

Xion’s eyes widened “d-d-d-d-double math?” Xion fainted, landing right in front of the door.

Luxord sighed heavily. “Yuna? Can you take her to the sick bay?”

End

And that’s why Xion is missing out on the last period of the day. Xion walked to the Sick bay with Yuna supporting her and making sure she doesn’t collapse again.

“hey Xion?” Yuna asked breaking the silence.

“yeah?”

“seen any guys you like?” Yuna asked wearing a smile but Xion gave her a serious face.

“no” she said with a bit of anger in her voice.

“oh…too bad cause I know someone who might like you” Yuna sung.

“If it’s Riku then no…he doesn’t like me and I don’t like him…why does almost everyone I know suspect that we like each other”

Yuna cocked her head to the side. “everyone?”

“yeah”

Flash back1:

“See ya!” Riku waved,

“Where are you going?” Xion asked,

“Home”

“Why?

“Are you gonna miss me” he teased

Xion growled and turned her back towards him “like I would SPOON HEAD!”

“Just kidding!” Riku reassured, “good luck catching the underwear thief” he said before he went back to the building to get his bag.

As soon as he left Demyx sung “Riku and Xion sitting in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-”

Xion grabbed him by the neck collar. “Say the next letter and it’ll be your last.”

“Okay! Okay! I was just kidding!!” Xion let go of Demyx who fell on the floor. "scary little short person! SCARY LITTLE SHORT PERSON!!!"

Flash back 2:

“Do you know them?” Riku asked,

“Oh that’s our… dad and those guys are…his… brothers” Xion answered

“Those teachers are weird” he commented.

“YOU’RE NOT DATING HIM TIL YOUR 35 XION!!” Xemnas yelled from the teachers’ table.

Xion grabbed a piece of carrot, Larxene stuck one of her kunai in the carrot and both chucked it at Xemnas. “OH MAH GAWD THAT HURTS!!”

“Sorry it slipped” Xion and Larxene’s eyes shifted.

“EVEN NEKO ASKED ME ONCE!!” Xion explained

Flash back 3

Xion sat down in the library studying loveless…again.

“HI XI-CHAN!!” Neko sung plopping herself next to Xion. “watcha doin?”

Xion glared at Neko from behind her book, “just studying”

“what not even going to hang out with your boyfriend?”

Xion’s eyes widened, “what are you talking about?”

“Y’know…Riku”

“why would I hang out with him?”

“aren’t you two an item?”

Xion’s eyes widened even further. “we’re not dating, Neko”

“oh too bad. Then again once you leave, your relationship will end because long distance never works” Neko said still wearing a smile on her face.

End

“why?!” Xion asked.

“you should take it easy Xion” Yuna said as they entered the sick by finding Lexeaus there.

“oh hi girls?” he waved. “what’s wrong?”

“oh Xion fainted in class and Mr. Luxord sent us to Sick bay” Yuna explained.

Lexeaus looked behind the curtain where the beds are. “well there’s one bed left so Xion can rest there”

“Thank you coach” Xion said and walked towards the curtain with Yuna supporting her along the way…only to find.

“Riku? Mr. Xemnas? Tidus?” Yuna asked in shock. “what the hell happened?”

They looked at each other and then at Yuna and Xion. “Scarlet” they muttered. “AND LARXENE!” Tidus said.

“what happened to you girls?” Xemnas asked.

“well Xion fainted in Math and Mr. Luxord told her to go to sick bay. I better get back to class” Yuna said as she pulled the curtains. “by the way Tidus, I like your hair”.

After Yuna left a blush came upon Tidus’s cheeks.

“okay?” Riku and Xemnas muttered.

After school:

Riku looked over to Xion who was looking slightly better. “you okay Xion?”

“I’m fine”

“that’s good” he smiled, which made an awkward blush appeared on Xion’s face.

Zexion smirked. “they are so dating”

“WE’RE NOT DATING!!!!”

Zexion shook his head, “there’s no need to hide it”

Tidus held his crutches and limped over to the 6 nobodies, Sora, Riku and Kairi. “THANK YOU EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!!” and limped towards the sunset.

“okay?” everyone said at the same time.

“by the way, do we know that kid?” Demyx asked,

“don’t think so” Axel answered. “aw man! It’s going to be boring when we get back to the castle…want to dangle a helpless mortal in front of Saix”

“YEAH! But who shall we use?” Demyx asked himself then stared off at the horizon and found his victim.

The world that never was

There was Tidus, tied up by a rope that hung from the ceiling, avoiding the rabid dog that tried to eat him.

“CURSE YOU EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!! AAAAHHH!!!”

A.N: Btw i'm not too pleased with this chapter but i wanna know what you guys think

[TwilightRiku_13]

Poor Tidus!!! He just has the worst luck. Axel and Demyx buring off his hair. Larxene and Scarlet beating the crap out of him, and now a tasty treat for Siax; his life just absolutely sucks. Funny chapter again, even if it wasn't the greatest. I do have a couple questions though. The hair that Yuna mentions, that was the glued feathers on his head, right? Because Tidus is bald and that bucket fell on him. Also, what was the "THANK YOU, EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!!" all about? Was he being sarcastic or something? Just asking.

[Mikoto-Cat]

Well....Yuna gave him a complement and since Tidus has a huge crush on her he's thanking the exchange students for making his hair as it is until Axel and Demyx dangle Tidus in front of Saix