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Old April 28th, 2009, 09:30 AM   #361
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Chapter 24: Fright night part 1: Alice in wonderland makes a comeback

(yeah I’m doing a lot of two part chapters but this time it’s a three part)

Day 114


8:00 am

On the way to school Larxene told everyone some spooky stories about destiny high to scare them.

and on this very day 50 years ago a young boy walked into the school only to see that hall was dark and it was decorated with cob webs, jack-o-lanterns, skeletons, axes with blood on them and other stuff. He saw a shadow approach him, the shadow was hungry and it ate the boy, limb to limb until his bones were cleaned off

“Yeah right” Zexion said, “as if that really happened”

When Zexion, Axel, Roxas, Larxene, Demyx and Xion arrived at school the hall was dark and it was decorated with fake cob webs, jack-o-lanterns, skeletons, fake axes with blood on them and other stuff and a shadow was approaching them.

(psycho music playing in the backround)

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!” the six nobodies screamed and hugged each other but poor Demyx was stuck in the middle trying to breathe.

(psycho music stops)

“relax guys!” Kairi said as she was walking towards them, “It’s Halloween” Kairi wore her normal school uniform but wore a witch’s hat on her head.

The six nobodies sighed with relief. “Halloween?” Roxas asked.

“don’t you know what that it?”

“of course I do!” Roxas yelled. “I just didn’t know it was today”

“WELL BLONDIE!!!” Tidus yelled from far away. “There’s this thing called a calend-AAAAAAAAAARRR!!!” Tidus screamed at the short grim reaper with a cardboard scythe.

“happy Halloween” Neko waved and took off her black cloak and marched down the hall. “CANDY! CANDY! CANDY!!”

“ah so that’s why everyone is wearing costumes” Demyx said. “I looked like a total freak!”

“don’t worry! I made spare costumes for 5 of you…looks like one of you is going to miss out”

“that’s okay!” Xion said, “I don’t mind looking…normal”

Kairi gave Demyx a mad hatter’s costume, Axel a March Hare costume, Roxas a dormouse costume, Larxene a Queen of Hearts costume and Zexion a chef’s costume with a bloody axe head piece to put on his head. Xion felt a twitch in her eye.

“what’s wrong with her?” Axel asked.

“maybe she has an irrational fear of Alice in wonderland” Larxene smirked. “oooooh Xion!” Xion turned around.

“OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!”

“MUMMY!!!” Xion screamed and ran to her homeroom.

“wow…what’s up with shortie?”

Xion: Period 2: English

“I do hope you have your Alice in wonderland oral assessments here” Mr Rhapsodos said but then gave them an evil glare. “and don’t say you did it but it’s at home or I was sick…GIVE ME ONE MORE EXCUSE AND YOU’LL BE ANNIHILATED!!!!” Everyone shivered behind their desks. “Now Xion! You’re up first!”

“what? Why me?”

“Usually Ashe goes first but I decided to go backwards on the Alphabetical order roll…Halloween special”

“you’re loveless (berserker)”

“OH NO SHE DIDN’T!” the whole class chorused. Xion felt a twitch in her eye.

3 minutes later.

Xion had presented her oral assessment very well but instead of reading the book she told them about her experience in Wonderland.

“very good Xion!” Mr. Rhapsodos applauded. “but you said the Caterpillar smoked weed and in the book it wasn’t weed”

“I know what it looked like!!!”

“huh?”

“I mean…I know what weed looks like my dad smokes it everyday””

“oh no she didn’t!” the whole class chorused.

Xion picked up the book and yelled. “QUIT STALKING ME!!!”

“are you okay?” Mr. Rhapsodos asked.

“I’m fine” Her face went red with embarrassment and she went back to her seat next to Inu.

Larxene and Zexion Period 5: Home economics

Marluxia laughed when he saw Larxene in her queen of hearts costume and Zexion in his chef’s costume. “oh Zexion, nice day to dress up as a dead chef for home economics”

“ah shut up sissy” Zexion muttered.

“oh and Larxene, Queen of Hearts, suits you well!! OH! HO! HO! HO!” Suddenly a flying cork landed in his mouth.

“put a cork in it” some of their classmates giggled.

Marluxia spat out the cork. “anyway, today we will be making candy apples for Halloween”

Lunch

Roxas yawned. “I’m so tired”

Xion twitched.

“what’s wrong Xion?”

“nothing” Xion said backing away slowly but bumped into a familiar face. It was Riku but he was dressed as the white rabbit. Xion gasped.

“I know…I look cute…don’t ask Kairi forced me to wear it” Riku pouted.

“BACK YOU EVIL RABBIT!!” Xion yelled and was in a kung-fu pose. Riku blinked a few times.

“are you okay?”

“WONDERLAND IS EVERYWHERE!!!”

“ah yes, Kairi decided to have an Alice in Wonderland theme for Halloween” Riku scratched his chin.

“we should blame Mr. Rhapsodos” Roxas said

“DUNANANANANANANA! LOVELESS!”

Riku, Roxas and Xion all sweat dropped at the same time. “maybe not” Xion said. “we should blame the head of English in this school”

“DUNANANANANANANA! ALICE!! IN WONDERLAND!!” Mr. Fair yelled. He was dressed as a were wolf while Mr. Hewly was dressed as a Mummy.

The three students sweat-dropped and Mr. Hewly face palmed. “that’s the last time I’m taking YOU to see a movie” he said.

“oy!” The two of them turned around and saw Xaldin looking very pissed.

“WHY ARE YOU TWO GOOFING OFF!! BACK TO WORK!!!” Xaldin yelled.

Mr. Hewly and Mr. Fair walked back into the kitchen. “it was nice of Sephiroth to give us jobs” Mr. Fair said.

“just pass me the damn salad” Mr. Hewly said.

After school

“oh boy! I can’t wait to go trick or treating!!” Demyx yelled. Sora, Kairi, Riku, Selphie and Wakka looked at Demyx like they just saw a ghost in a ballerina costume. “why are you looking at me like that! KIDS AREN’T THE ONLY ONES WHO CAN GET CANDY!!”

“It’s not that” Selphie said. “It’s just…the Demon sisters”

“aren’t they usually pulling pranks and blowing things up” Roxas asked.

“yes but Halloween is when they’re at their absolute worst ya” Wakka said

“C’mon guys!” Sora said, “we haven’t been out on Halloween for a while”

“No way ya!” Wakka yelled but then Sora gave him…the puppy dog look. “OH FINE WE’LL GO TRICK OR TREATING!!”

“YAY!” Sora yelled.

Cobalt and Inu: 5 pm: The Jenova’s house

“uh Inu? Why are we visiting them again?” Cobalt asked.

“because if the demon sisters can have fun on Halloween shouldn’t we? We are the demon brothers after all” Inu said. “although I take this more seriously. You just flirt with girls EVERY TIME we plan something” Inu looked around. “Cobalt? Where are you?”

Cobalt was too distracted by the girls in bunny outfits…if you could call them outfits. Inu sweat dropped then pressed the door bell. Immediately Sephiroth opened the door. “Inu! Cobalt! I haven’t seen you in this house for 4 years. How are you boys?”

“We’re fine we just came to visit Scarlet and Neko…uh Sephiroth? Why are you wearing an apron?” Inu asked.

“oh that!” Sephiroth looked down at his pink frilly apron. “I was baking cookies for Halloween”

“I see”

“come in!” Sephiroth said and lead them inside. Inu had walked in first followed by Cobalt. The house had barely changed since they last visited although they had a new couch, a new oven and a new TV.

“oh we got a new oven because Scarlet blew up the last one by accident, she was trying to cook” Sephiroth explained.

“ah that’s my Scarlet” Cobalt smirked.

Sephiroth and Inu blinked a few times. “Scarlet and Neko are in their base planning out Halloween”

“thank you Mr. Jenova”

They walked out of the Jenova house. “where’s their base?” Inu asked.

“oh it’s in the library” Cobalt said, “and I’ve memorised their password”

6 pm

The only people who were brave enough to go out on Halloween were The defence force, the hate club, the organization, the demon brothers and the other guys.

“why are we called the other guys?!” Wakka yelled to the Authoress only to be hit by… “OOOWW!! WHO THREW THIS PANASONIC HD 70 INCH LCDYA?!!” He yelled but then threw in a big toothy smile, 2 thumbs up and a wink.

“Subliminaladvertisingwasnotadvised” Tidus said very quickly.

“hi Tidus!” Demyx waved.

“DON’T ‘HI’ ME EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!!……and friends”

“gee…nice to know people acknowledge us” Selphie said but was hit by a… “WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING LCDS?!!”

Because they’re much lighter than analogues

“but they’re more expensive”

Who said I payed for them?

Everyone raised an eyebrow and went back to trick or treating.

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Old April 28th, 2009, 09:50 AM   #362
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Awesome! Can't wait for the next one!
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Old April 28th, 2009, 10:01 AM   #363
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hahahahaha!! that's the one funniest chapters EVER!!! :D :D :D
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Old April 28th, 2009, 12:39 PM   #364
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Hahaha, I'm starting to like this, keep up the good work.
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Old April 28th, 2009, 01:35 PM   #365
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Alice in Wonderland haunts you... Poor Xion^^
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Old April 28th, 2009, 01:39 PM   #366
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Oh God, that was so funny!!! Poor Xion!!! She just cn't get away from all the Alice in Wonderland craziness. I am really glad that Zack and Angeal are back, and that you mad them lunch guys. Man, I can't wait to see more insanity there. And Sephiroth in a frilly pink apron; I almost fell of my chair laughing at that. Anyway, awesome job again, and I look forward to more.
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Old April 28th, 2009, 09:43 PM   #367
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LMAO that was great!
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Old April 28th, 2009, 10:43 PM   #368
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Lolz, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
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Old April 28th, 2009, 11:52 PM   #369
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LMFAO.
I was seriously laughing outloud at some parts!
If this is what part ONE looks like then I can't wait for part TWO and THREE!
Have I ever mentioned how much I love this?
*goes back to previous comments by moi*
I guess I have but I think I'll say it again...
I LOVE THIS!
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Old April 29th, 2009, 04:35 AM   #370
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Poor Xion.........what will happen between the Demon Brothers and Sisters?
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Lolz, I was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.
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OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!!!
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Old April 29th, 2009, 03:12 PM   #372
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LOL at Larxene's Queen impression. She would be the type to chop off people's heads for no reason, sadist that she is.
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Old April 30th, 2009, 12:12 AM   #373
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OMG ARE YOU OKAY?!!!
Well, seeing as I was able to type that post and had used the past tense, I would guess I am.
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Old April 30th, 2009, 01:28 AM   #374
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lol that was soo funny
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OMG! I know what you mean Liberator! I couldn't stop laughing! Best chapter yet!
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