Secret Mission: High School

[Mikoto-Cat]

News Update 2: The Exchange Student Defense Force

Namine: welcome to News Update I am your host, Namine

Kuri: I am Kuri, Captain of the Exchange Student defense force!! (Poses)

Rikku: I am Rikku! Vice Captain!

Paine: I’m Paine

Yuna: I’m Yuna

Namine: now what made you want to join the defense force?

Paine: I was forced to join

Rikku heheheheh

Video

Paine was walking down the hall on the way to the Library until…

“AAAAHHHH!!!” Paine screamed as she was being kidnapped. “LET ME GO YOU (Dusk)!!”

“Relax! It’s just me!” a strangely familiar voice said. Paine looked behind and saw…

“Rikku?! Why did you kidnap me?!”

Rikku Shrugged. “On to business! There’s an exchange student hate club out to annihilate the exchange students”

“…And”

“Aaaannndddd The exchange student fan club has a defense force…”

“What does that have to do with me?”

Rikku bent down on one knee and held a blue bandana to Paine. “PLEASE JOIN THE DEFENSE FORCE PAINE!!!”

Paine took one look at the blue bandana and the puppy-eyed Rikku and said. “No”

Rikku’s puppy eyes changed to dark, evil, glaring eyes. “If you don’t join…” Rikku grabbed a folder and held out… “I’ll email your baby pictures to everyone”

Paine’s eyes widened. “You wouldn’t!!”

“I would” Rikku smirked,

News Update

Paine: thanks a lot Rikku *glares*

Namine: and how about you girls

Yuna: I like the exchange students, they’re nice…well some of them are and I want to protect them from the evil Leon

Paine: Tidus is just as bad

Yuna: but Tidus is kind and sweet and…I DON’T HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM!!!

Namine:…………and why did you volunteer to be captain of the defense force?

Kuri: they hired me for my investigating skills

Namine: uh…

Kuri: I’m the greatest detective on these Islands

Namine: but why did they-

Kuri: I’ve been solving cases since I was 10 years old and I’m also a fan of Demyx and-

Namine: See ya all next time on News update!

Kuri: I DIDN’T FINISH TALKING YA DAMN-

Channel 13 is currently having technical problems.

[TwilightRiku_13]

Aw, poor Paine, she was forced to be in the defense force. And I never thought Rikku could ever be that mean. I mean, she is usually nice and cheerful, but to threaten Paine with baby photos, that's just cruel. Anyway, great job again, and I look forward to more. Oh, and about the enigmatic soldier battle with english subs, YouTube is your best bet. I have seen on YouTube, so I know it exists. Can't wait until Namine talks to Cloud.

[Mikoto-Cat]

Originally Posted by TwilightRiku_13

Aw, poor Paine, she was forced to be in the defense force. And I never thought Rikku could ever be that mean. I mean, she is usually nice and cheerful, but to threaten Paine with baby photos, that's just cruel.

Maybe I should warn people about OCCness

[TwilightRiku_13]

Originally Posted by Mikoto-Cat

Maybe I should warn people about OCCness

OCCness? Should I know what that means? If I should, sorry I don't, but if its a bad thing, then yes you should warn people. Sorry, I get confused with shorthand and abbreviations sometimes. Anyway, I await the next update.

[Mikoto-Cat]

Originally Posted by TwilightRiku_13

OCCness? Should I know what that means? If I should, sorry I don't, but if its a bad thing, then yes you should warn people. Sorry, I get confused with shorthand and abbreviations sometimes. Anyway, I await the next update.

OOC means Out of Character but the ness part isn't really necessary

[TwilightRiku_13]

Originally Posted by Mikoto-Cat

OOC means Out of Character but the ness part isn't really necessary

Oh, I get it, thanks for the explanation. Now that you mention it, you really don't need to mention that a character is out of character with the way your fanfic is. I mean, it's so random and crazy that people, including myself, should expect the unexpected. The thing is, with me at least, when you're used to a character acting a certain way, it is kind of suprising to see them acting aout of character. But, like I said before, I really should expect something like that with this story.

[varsha]

great news uptade but what i realy can't wait for is the chapter, I'M DIEING OF BORDOM, oh and what happened to clouds news update?

[Mikoto-Cat]

Originally Posted by varsha

great news uptade but what i realy can't wait for is the chapter, I'M DIEING OF BORDOM, oh and what happened to clouds news update?

Sorry I have projects due and tests to study T_T

Chapter 17 is almost done and with Cloud's news Update I was going to put enigmatic soldier in it but I'm not even sure what he says before the battle...the enigmatic soldier I mean.

plz be patient

[Mikoto-Cat]

Chapter 17

World that never was:

Roxas tried to open the door to Vexen’s lab. “OH (shadow) IT’S LOCKED AND I CAN’T USE MY KEYBLADE BECAUSE THE SEAL IS KEYBLADE PROOF CAUSE TECHNICALLY IT’S NOT A LOCK”

Larxene looked at the wall and spotted… “Hey guys! I found a vent!!”

“That’s great” Zexion said with no enthusiasm. “But we can’t fit in there”

Larxene shrugged. “We need some one who’s small and thin enough to fit in there” Everyone looked towards Xion.

Xion let out a heavy sigh. “I’ll go” She opened the door to the vent and looked towards Axel and Roxas. “By the way, if I don’t make it back, I just want you to know: I’VE ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU TWO WERE GAY FOR EACH OTHER!!”

Axel and Roxas’s eyes widened. “WHAT?!!”

“I mean c’mon. You guys are the only ones who ‘truly understand each other”

“Just get into the damn vent shortie!!” Larxene yelled.

“Fine”

“oh and you’ll need this” Zexion handed Xion a walkie talkie.

Xion slipped the walkie talkie in her pocket and climbed into the vent, looked up and yelled. “Oh you’ve got to be kidding!!” The vent was too high.

“Guys it’s too tall!! I can’t climb up!” she yelled into the walkie talkie.

Zexion sighed and held his Walkie Talkie close to his mouth. “Xion, you’re about to get a dose of superman!”

“What?!”

The air vent started pumping up more air causing Xion to fly up the vent. She was screaming so loud the dusks perked up from below the castle wondering what that racket was. Eventually she reached the top but not the way she wanted to make it.

“ow! My head!” she yelped.

“QUIT COMPLAINING SHORTIE!!” Larxene yelled into Zexion’s Walkie Talkie.

“okay, okay…whoa, PMS” Xion muttered under her breath.

Meanwhile

Demyx was crying under the table. “WHY WAS I LEFT TO BABY SIT THE DISNEY SINGING TEENAGERS??!!!!!”

Kuri, who was sitting next to him was eating the soup, “this isn’t too bad”

Demyx’s eyes widened and he hit the bowl of soup out of her hands. “THAT’S THE DISNEY SINGING SOUP!!”

“Well, there’s nothing wrong with me” Kuri sighed. “you’re so paranoid”

World that never was

“you know, we should come up with code names” Larxene Suggested. “I’ll be Wonder Woman, Roxas can be Blondie, Axel can be hedge hog, Demyx can be Mullet, Zexion can be Emo and Xion can be shortie”

“Or how about Larxene can be ‘a pain in the (shadow)” Xion suggested from the air vents.

“Or maybe Larxene can be antennae” Roxas smirked and the other guys nodded.

“Fine I’ll be antennae” Larxene pouted.

Xion found an entrance to Vexens lab, kicked the opening to the vent and jumped into the room. She found all sorts of crazy experiments and formulas in there.

“Shortie to Emo! Shortie to Emo! I’m in”

Zexion sulked when he heard the word ‘emo’. “okay now let us in”

“Roger!” Xion opened the door to the lab and was trampled by Larxene.

“GOOD JOB SHORT- Where are you?”

“Larxene” Xion muffled . “I’m on the floor”

Larxene laughed sheepishly. “I knew that”

Axel looked around the Lab. “wow! So much stuff in here!! There’s a love potion, hate potion, homosexual potion, fluffy bunny potion, a recipe for the Disney singing potion, A superior to shojo manga overprotective father machine”
“hey that’s it!” Zexion snatched the recipe off the shelf. “liquid Disney…blah! Blah! Blah! Best antidote…………lettuce?”

“well…let’s go get some… lettuce…………got it uh…memorized?” Axel said sounding a bit confused.

Marluxia’s garden

All they needed to do was steal some lettuce. They were so close to getting it but then…

‘get out of my garden or you will be annihilated’

the lights flashed red and the plants were replaced with lasers.

“RUN!!!!!” Roxas yelled.

Demyx: roof top

Demyx was on the roof top screaming “I CAN’T TAKE IT ANY MORE!! GOOD BYE CRUEL WORLD!!!”

Larxene, Zexion and Roxas: back at school.

“Did Marluxia have to have an alarm for his garden?” Larxene whined, “it would’ve made life easier if he didn’t”

“this is Marluxia you’re talking about” Zexion muttered.

“where do they keep the lettuce?” Roxas asked himself.

Axel and Xion: hall

While the others were looking for lettuce, Axel and Xion were looking for…

“Where did Demyx go?” Xion asked. Axel gave her a shrug and wandered off.

“EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!” a familiar voice yelled.

“oh c’mon man! This is an emergency, no time for that hate club (shadow)” Axel yelled in frustration and summoned his chakrams.

“weapons are not allowed in this school!” Tidus said but then smelt…burning. “AAAAAHHH-

I'm slippin' into the lava
And I'm tryin' to keep from going under
Baby, who turned the temperature hotter?
'Cause I'm burnin' up
Burnin' up for you baby

“OH MY GOD I’M ON FIRE AGAIN!!!!!!” Tidus screamed and rolled on the floor like a maniac.

Axel and Xion stared at him blankly. “Jonas Brothers as well?”

“there you are!” two familiar voices yelled at the same time.

Axel and Xion turned around and saw Kuri and Riku holding a giant pot of soup.

“what’s with the soup?” Axel asked. “isn’t it poisonous”

“it is but it tastes nice” Kuri smiled. “although it could use some more salt”

The 2 nobodies stared at Kuri oddly. “why were you looking for us again?”

“well…I was afraid you would’ve committed suicide off the roof top” Kuri said.

“that would be Demyx”

“Demyx?! I’M COMING SWEETHEART!!!” Kuri ran across the hall to the stairs, then to the Roof top.

“that girl scares me” Axel shivered. “and how about you spoon head?”

“well…1. it got lonely in the drama room 2. Mr. Rhapsodos was being a pain in the (assassin) and 3…” Riku placed his hands on Xion’s shoulders and sang.

How long will I be waiting,
To be with you again

Axel gave him a good slap. “YOU ATE THE SOUP DIDN’T YOU?!!!!”

“maybe” Riku’s eyes shifted and Axel gave him a glare. “Possibly” Axel glared even more. “ALRIGHT I WAS HUNGRY!!”

Demyx: Roof top

“I’M GONNA JUMP!!”

“NO DEMYX!!!” Kuri yelled as she leaped onto him but that was a pretty stupid idea seeing as they were now falling 20 ft from the roof top.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!” they both took a deep breath “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!”

*splash*

There they were, soaking wet, in the swimming pool. “WOO!! I CAN ESCAPE!!” Demyx grabbed a surf board that seemed to materalize out of no where and made waves in the swimming pool. “dunununununununununununununun BATMAN- I MEAN DEMYX!!!”

Kuri watched as Demyx was surfing. “well…that was the strangest thing I’ve seen”

“DUNUNUNUNUNUNUN LOVELESS!!! DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!!!!!!”

“the yaoi manga?”

“NO!!” Mr. Rhapsodos yelled.

Cafeteria

“found the lettuce” Larxene announced.

“good now we’ve got to get these kids to eat it” Roxas got out a blender.

After the lettuce was blended Roxas yelled. “HEY GUYS!! FREE SLUSHIES!!!!”

Everyone ran over to the exchange students collecting the blended lettuce and when they took a massive gulp they rubbed their tongues in disgust.

“DAT’S LETTUCE!!” Sora whined while holding his tongue.

“IT WORKED!!” Larxene yelled enthusiastically and hi-fived Roxas.

“This lettuce slushy is fowl” Zexion muttered.

“Least you’re not singing Mary Poppins” Larxene smirked.

Axel, Xion, Riku and Kuri: Cafeteria

“DRINK! DRINK! DRINK! DRINK!” Axel and Xion chanted. Kuri and Riku looked at the slushies in disgust but drank it eventually.

“this is gross!!” Riku yelled.

“least you’re not singing spoon head!” Axel said.

“Couldn’t there be a better solution?” Kuri whined.

“…not really” Xion answered. “but I think a little pay back is in order” she smirked.

The world that never was: Vexen’s Lab

Vexen whistled down the hall that wasn’t there before on his way to the lab. As soon as he opened the door he found…

“why are you all looking at me like that?” he asked the 13 nobodies standing before him.

“GET HIM!!”

End

[varsha]

YAY THE NEW CHAPTER!!!!! (that was funny)

[Riku Fan1415]

Uh oh, Vexen is in deep (shadow).

[Hikari]

Originally Posted by Mikoto-Cat

“well…1. it got lonely in the drama room 2. Mr. Rhapsodos was being a pain in the (assassin) and 3…” Riku placed his hands on Xion’s shoulders and sang.

How long will I be waiting,
To be with you again

Axel gave him a good slap. “YOU ATE THE SOUP DIDN’T YOU?!!!!”

“maybe” Riku’s eyes shifted and Axel gave him a glare. “Possibly” Axel glared even more. “ALRIGHT I WAS HUNGRY!!”

loved that part lmao

Demyx: Roof top

“I’M GONNA JUMP!!”

“NO DEMYX!!!” Kuri yelled as she leaped onto him but that was a pretty stupid idea seeing as they were now falling 20 ft from the roof top.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!” they both took a deep breath “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!”

*splash*

There they were, soaking wet, in the swimming pool. “WOO!! I CAN ESCAPE!!” Demyx grabbed a surf board that seemed to materalize out of no where and made waves in the swimming pool. “dunununununununununununununun BATMAN- I MEAN DEMYX!!!”

Kuri watched as Demyx was surfing. “well…that was the strangest thing I’ve seen”

“DUNUNUNUNUNUNUN LOVELESS!!! DUNUNUNUNUNUNUNUN LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!! LOVELESS!!!!!!”

“the yaoi manga?”

“NO!!” Mr. Rhapsodos yelled.

that too

i loved it ALL

[MM125]

Brilliant. Just keeps gettin' better.

[TwilightRiku_13]

Oh God, that was so funny!!! I laughed the whole time reading it. Everything was just too funny: Marluxia's garden having alarms and lasers, Demyx and Kuri jumping into the pool and Demyx surfing away, Tidus breaking into "Burning Up" by the Jonas Brothers after Axel set him on fire again, lettuce smoothies to stop all the Disney singing, and Vexen getting the crap kicked out of him by everyone. So hilarious. Anyway, great job again, and I look forward to more.

[Lectori Salutem]

Poor Vexen^^ And lettuce slushie sounds really gross... Great chapter!