Lettuce Fanclub

Chosen Again · 08-30-2007, 12:06 PM

This is the fan club for those of us that like lettuce. If you really love lettuce then let it be known that this is the fan club for you. This is not a fanclub for other groups of people. Say, for example merely as we all know it is not possible, you hate lettuce. I would say that perhaps you should not join this fanclub, but seek a new fanclub for lettuce-haters or perhaps group therapy as those of you who hate lettuce must have some sort of emotional issues. We all love lettuce here so join now, but only if you love lettuce. For lettuce is the proverbial Mana from Heaven for those of us that love it, and I think it only right that in that capacity it gets a fanclub to call it's own. A fanclub that I would say is truly for the lettuce lover. I think, for example, were you to be a cabbage lover you would be shunned in this club as here we love the true leafy master. We'll have no greenery before lettuce. You stand bowing to your grown alters and kings while we bow to the true master. Lettuce. I love lettuce. Now! Lettuce (ha ha) join now in the Lettuce Fan super-song.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Super-Song

I love lettuce
You love lettuce
We all
We all
We all
Love lettuce

If I could I would marry lettuce
If you could you would marry lettuce
'Cause
We all
We all
We all
Wanna marry lettuce

Then we would have little half lettuce babies
Then you would have little half lettuce babies
We all
We all
We all
Would have little lettuce babies

Spread the Lettuce love my Lettuce Brothers and Lettuce Sisters

Drollive · 08-30-2007, 04:01 PM

Amen to that, Lettuce Brother!

And let it be known that I, Drollive, love the heavenly veggie-table that is lettuce!

Official Lettuce Fanclub Member List
Chosen Again
Drollive
Stavros
The Froad
Darkness Princess
Laxtory
Lycian Wolfe
Soraschaser555
Crazy Train

The Gingerbread Man · 08-30-2007, 04:17 PM

Wasnt there already a Lettuce Club?

**Stavros** · 08-30-2007, 04:55 PM

Attention, brothers and sisters.

I will now bestow upon ye mortal souls the actient lanuage of Lettucese.

We will now be speaking in it.

Behold, and let the ancient language wash your being clean.

**Lycian Wolfe** · 08-30-2007, 06:28 PM

... that intro made me lol for some reason.

And you know I'll join. But I can't put it in my sig, since there's no more room. Wait, is it already in there? I guess I'll find out when I post this ...

Anyway. Whether or not it's in my sig, I'm here.

EDIT: Ah, well now I know that it's not in there.

Therefore, I'm with you in spirit.

Chosen Again · 08-30-2007, 11:53 PM

((It is not nessecary to put anything in your sig. . . this is merely a spot for the worship of lettuce.))

**Lycian Wolfe** · 08-30-2007, 11:54 PM

Bow Down Before the Lettuce.

The Gingerbread Man · 08-30-2007, 11:55 PM

I must join! I like lettuce!

Chosen Again · 08-30-2007, 11:57 PM

This is likely to be deleted by the lettuce-less mods in short order.

The Gingerbread Man · 08-30-2007, 11:58 PM

Probably.......................................... .

Chosen Again · 08-31-2007, 12:00 AM

Still while we are together my Lettuce Brothers and Sisters, let us make a pact to eat a cabbage if this thread is deleted.

**Lycian Wolfe** · 08-31-2007, 12:01 AM

... eww.

I mean ... okay then.

The Gingerbread Man · 08-31-2007, 12:01 AM

Okay, for cabbages!!

___________________

Chosen Again · 08-31-2007, 12:03 AM

Boo the cabbages heathen!!!!!!!!!!!

They deserve their tooth related demise!!!!!!

The Gingerbread Man · 08-31-2007, 12:07 AM

I thought we liked cabbages!?

08-30-2007, 04:17 PM	#3
The Gingerbread Man lulWeegee Join Date: May 2007 Location: Smashville Posts: 1,618 Rep Power: 3	Re: Lettuce Fanclub Wasnt there already a Lettuce Club?

08-30-2007, 06:28 PM	#5
Lycian Wolfe ♪ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: ♪ Didn't get to heaven Age: 16 Posts: 3,305 Rep Power: 6	Re: Lettuce Fanclub ... that intro made me lol for some reason. And you know I'll join. But I can't put it in my sig, since there's no more room. Wait, is it already in there? I guess I'll find out when I post this ... Anyway. Whether or not it's in my sig, I'm here. EDIT: Ah, well now I know that it's not in there. Therefore, I'm with you in spirit. __________________ o n e . d a y. I am . g o n n a . g r o w . w i n g s peace & love r e a l i t y leaves a lot to the i m a g i n a t i o n - Lennon ♥

08-30-2007, 11:54 PM	#7
Lycian Wolfe ♪ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: ♪ Didn't get to heaven Age: 16 Posts: 3,305 Rep Power: 6	Re: Lettuce Fanclub Bow Down Before the Lettuce. __________________ o n e . d a y. I am . g o n n a . g r o w . w i n g s peace & love r e a l i t y leaves a lot to the i m a g i n a t i o n - Lennon ♥

08-30-2007, 11:55 PM	#8
The Gingerbread Man lulWeegee Join Date: May 2007 Location: Smashville Posts: 1,618 Rep Power: 3	Re: Lettuce Fanclub I must join! I like lettuce!

08-30-2007, 11:58 PM	#10
The Gingerbread Man lulWeegee Join Date: May 2007 Location: Smashville Posts: 1,618 Rep Power: 3	Re: Lettuce Fanclub Probably.......................................... .

08-31-2007, 12:01 AM	#12
Lycian Wolfe ♪ Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: ♪ Didn't get to heaven Age: 16 Posts: 3,305 Rep Power: 6	Re: Lettuce Fanclub ... eww. I mean ... okay then. __________________ o n e . d a y. I am . g o n n a . g r o w . w i n g s peace & love r e a l i t y leaves a lot to the i m a g i n a t i o n - Lennon ♥

08-31-2007, 12:01 AM	#13
The Gingerbread Man lulWeegee Join Date: May 2007 Location: Smashville Posts: 1,618 Rep Power: 3	Re: Lettuce Fanclub Okay, for cabbages!! ___________________

08-31-2007, 12:07 AM	#15
The Gingerbread Man lulWeegee Join Date: May 2007 Location: Smashville Posts: 1,618 Rep Power: 3	Re: Lettuce Fanclub I thought we liked cabbages!?

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