~< The Riku/Xion Hateclub >~ "I JUST MET YOU, GODAMMIT"

[Chakolat Strawberry]

I welcome you to...

~< The Riku/Xion Hateclub >~

NOTE: The quote in spoilers don't contain spoilers of Birth By Sleep or Coded. I just don't want the OP getting too big.

[our reasons]

Because some people don't think it's kinky.
Because it ruins Riku's character and makes him OOC [a romantic? I don't think so!]

Because Riku wouldn't risk his best friend for this girl he barely knows.
Because it has no base whatsoever [read: and no, SoRiku, RiKai, or RiNami does not count], silly fangirls]
Because what kind of pairing would have two people fighting one minute and the guy is brushing the bangs of the same girl he fought and called her Keyblade a fake the next?
*Because they met in a poorly written game, so it wouldn't be a good idea to pair these two from the start.
*Because this pairing doesn't really matter since you can pair Xion with almost anyone in Days.
*Because if Riku dose have an interest in Xion it's only because she looks like Kairi [me: or Sora ;)]
*Because Rion basically gives someone an excuse for liking SoRiku without it LOOKING like SoRiku
*Because it's oddly familiar to Edward/Bella [no offense to any Edward/Bella fans here, just pointing out what we observe]

*Because it's just stupid how Riku gives Xion a choice because she's sweet and adorable and Roxas gets no second chance.

*Because he was probably going to force her to go back to Sora in the end anyway.

Because we're kinda in it for the lulz :3
Because it's also... RIGHT ♥

*by fellow Riku/Xion hater 8298906
*by fellow RikuXion hater Reika
*by fellow Riku/Xion hater Organization_42
*by fellow Riku/Xion hater NumberVIII

(if you wanna add to this, don't hesitate! :D)

~< Founder >~
Strawberry

~< Members >~
(18 and growing)

Oe98	Organization_42	gold panner	Reika	silentmusic16
8298906	Watson	Aqua.	NumberVIII	Winter the Wise
*TwilightNight*	luna1017	Olivia Munn	simple&cleanxiii	The Professor
1skyxonedestiny	DuncanHeart	oathkeeperriku09

Honorary first member
Honorary tenth member

~< Rules >~

1. I don't want these posts to be 100&#37; Xion hate because believe or not, there is hate on Riku's part. If you don't know, that's for you to find out.
2. We don't mind Rion fans coming in and disagreeing with us; opinions and debates are what makes clubs interesting. Just don't be "rion is amazing u all shud die for hating it!!" and that's probably when we'll show no sympathy.

~< Motivational Media >~

Rion (comic)
Rion: Revisted (comic)
Rion: Revisted... again (comic)
"RIKU'S" KEYBLADE TAINTED! D: (img)
What's that thing poking me?... (comic by Reika<3)
fisher price keyblade made in china (comic)


Edward/Bella = Rion?!
(if you like Edward/Bella it's recommended you don't watch)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(WARNING: SoRiku)

(may be a bit nightmare fuel-ish to the uneasy, so you've been warned)



~< Affiliates >~

{%}|<~ THE Xion Critics Club ~>|{%}
(offsite) Got a dA account? Join the Rion HC on dA!

▄ The Roxas/Xion Hate Club ▄

Let the hate commence!

[Oe98]

Joinage please! This is right, and only makes her more of a sue (i.e. she can get Riku to fall in love with her after just meeting him, and she can get him to no longer get Riku to care so much about Sora's well-being!)

[Organization_42]

You know what? Go ahead and add me to the list, Strawberry! I'll do it for the lulz! :) And that subtitle cracks me up!

Because it has no base whatsoever [read: and no, SoRiku does not count, silly fangirls]
Because what kind of pairing would have two people fighting one minute and the guy is brushing the bangs of the same girl he fought and called her Keyblade a fake the next?

You know what this is starting to remind me of...?

*No offense meant towards any Twilight fans...

[goldpanner]

JOIN JOIN JOIN

I hate this pairing so much. I hate it more than Roxas/Xion. I hate it more than Sora/Donald. That said, I have a fanfiction!

If you hate the idea of Sora/Riku don't read, yeah.

Riku lay on his bed, staring at the ceiling.

He had a problem.

See, he was in love with his best friend. Had been for a while. No ifs or buts about it. He wasn't sure about his sexuality; all he knew was that Sora was simply his world.

But, his father would never allow it. No, his father was one of those manly men, who wouldn't accept Riku having a partner that didn't have a vagina. (Or a partner who didn't appreciate the use of antlers in all their decorating, but that was another issue altogether.)

And if his father didn't accept him, then he'd probably be thrown out. Or shot. Riku's father wasn't all that forgiving, and his pride was an ugly thing.

So, all there was to do… was to find himself a girlfriend. Hopefully one with chocolate-brown hair and eyes like sun on the sea… Riku hopped out of bed and stormed out into the street.

Long story short, Riku found a girl. She had the wrong hair, but her eyes were so strikingly similar that he could almost pretend it was Sora. Of course, after spending time with her, stroking her hair and listening to her troubles and protecting her from all the nasty people who seemed to be out to get the poor little girl for some reason, he grew to like her for her. And, he was finally able to remember her name; Xion. Which was much less awkward all around.

It was a hot summer night, and the two of them were making out on Xion's bed. She wasn't much like he imagined Sora would be; she lay there like a blow-up doll while he did most of the work.

Sora would be squirming around and demanding Riku let him—

Riku muffled a groan against Xion's neck. "Hey," he said, running his hands down her slender figure, fire clawing at his stomach, "is this okay?"

"Um," she said, flushing. Oh, she looked so good. "I… I have to say something first."

"Mm-hm," said Riku, slipping his fingers just inside her waistband, nipping at her throat.

"I—I—ah~ Rikuuuu," she moaned, fingers sliding though his hair. His breath was hot against her collarbone. "I—I—I have a condition—"

"Mm?" he said, trying to focus on her words. A condition? He'd promise anything right now. She slid her hands down his back, sending sparks down his spine, and placed them on his, where they rested on her hips. Slowly, they inch her waistband down lower and lower. Her breath hitched, and she closed her eyes.

"—It's called mixed gonadal dysgenesis," she said.

Riku fainted.

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE MIXED GONADAL DYSGENESIS UNLESS YOU ARE VERY SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT.

Also this vid is kind of related. He tells her to shut up in any case! Ehehe

[Zulkir]

I don't believe this pairing exits, you could say I'd hate it hypothetically.

[Oe98]

I have a question: does Riku even see her as Xion, the girl? Or does he see her as Sora? Gold's fanfic got me thinking, is all.

[Reika]

OMG. YES. YES. JOINAGE. NOW. <3

I hate this pairing so much. I hate it more than Roxas/Xion. I hate it more than Sora/Donald. That said, I have a fanfiction!

If you hate the idea of Sora/Riku don't read, yeah.

Riku lay on his bed, staring at the ceiling.

He had a problem.

See, he was in love with his best friend. Had been for a while. No ifs or buts about it. He wasn't sure about his sexuality; all he knew was that Sora was simply his world.

But, his father would never allow it. No, his father was one of those manly men, who wouldn't accept Riku having a partner that didn't have a vagina. (Or a partner who didn't appreciate the use of antlers in all their decorating, but that was another issue altogether.)

And if his father didn't accept him, then he'd probably be thrown out. Or shot. Riku's father wasn't all that forgiving, and his pride was an ugly thing.

So, all there was to do… was to find himself a girlfriend. Hopefully one with chocolate-brown hair and eyes like sun on the sea… Riku hopped out of bed and stormed out into the street.

Long story short, Riku found a girl. She had the wrong hair, but her eyes were so strikingly similar that he could almost pretend it was Sora. Of course, after spending time with her, stroking her hair and listening to her troubles and protecting her from all the nasty people who seemed to be out to get the poor little girl for some reason, he grew to like her for her. And, he was finally able to remember her name; Xion. Which was much less awkward all around.

It was a hot summer night, and the two of them were making out on Xion's bed. She wasn't much like he imagined Sora would be; she lay there like a blow-up doll while he did most of the work.

Sora would be squirming around and demanding Riku let him—

Riku muffled a groan against Xion's neck. "Hey," he said, running his hands down her slender figure, fire clawing at his stomach, "is this okay?"

"Um," she said, flushing. Oh, she looked so good. "I… I have to say something first."

"Mm-hm," said Riku, slipping his fingers just inside her waistband, nipping at her throat.

"I—I—ah~ Rikuuuu," she moaned, fingers sliding though his hair. His breath was hot against her collarbone. "I—I—I have a condition—"

"Mm?" he said, trying to focus on her words. A condition? He'd promise anything right now. She slid her hands down his back, sending sparks down his spine, and placed them on his, where they rested on her hips. Slowly, they inch her waistband down lower and lower. Her breath hitched, and she closed her eyes.

"—It's called mixed gonadal dysgenesis," she said.

Riku fainted.

DO NOT GOOGLE IMAGE MIXED GONADAL DYSGENESIS UNLESS YOU ARE VERY SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT.

OMG LMFAO. xDDDD I hate SoRiku, but THAT was sheer brilliance!

[silentmusic16]

eh, what the hell, i'll join! i hate the pairing

rion needs to die. and so does xion

[Reika]

Rion basically gives someone an excuse for liking SoRiku without it LOOKING like SoRiku, for those who don't want others to know they like yaoi. ;D It also gives just more SoRiku love for the open SoRiku fans.
That's not to say that all Rion fans are SoRiku fans. Just making the point that Rion = SoRiku. /joke kill

[8298906]

I to would like to join

more reasons why this pairing don't work:
1.they met in a poorly written game.
2.what girl would go for a guy when the first time they met he beet her ass that's like kairi being into Axel after he kidnapped her.
3.this pairing really don't matter cause Xion was almost paired with everybody in days
4.if riku dose have a interest in xion it's only because she looks like kairi.

[Shadowofdespair]

joinjoinjoinjoinjoin

I can't see how anyone'd love her after that obnoxious scream, anyways...

[ZiggyK]

I don't really like this pairing, but I'm not going to join, simply coz this fanclub will be overrun with Xion haters, no doubt.

[*TwilightNight*]

Because some people don't think it's kinky.

I still don't get where that came from, regardless if it was because of lulz. It's like saying Xion turned into Pamela Anderson and Riku was just another moody porn star.

The only character in KH who fits kinky is Larxene: and that's because we know she wouldn't be off-character if she did.

I don't really like this pairing, but I'm not going to join, simply coz this fanclub will be overrun with Xion haters, no doubt.

Some people have managed to join and keep it civilize in other cases. Some in the Namin&#233; club are Kairi haters, for example, which has also a mix of Kairi likers. Then again, I can't vouch for what goes on in there or how it's handled.

[ZiggyK]

Some people have managed to join and keep it civilize in other cases. Some in the Namin&#233; club are Kairi haters, for example, which has also a mix of Kairi likers. Then again, I can't vouch for what goes on in there or how it's handled.

Theres a difference between a club like that and a club which directly involves the character in question. If there was a SoKai hate club, there would be more Kairi hate than in a Namine fanclub.

Also, most members of this are members of the Xion HC and a lot of the posts have Xion hate already. This is a hate club for the ship, not for the characters themselves. Examples:

rion needs to die. and so does xion

and only makes her more of a sue

I can't see how anyone'd love her after that obnoxious scream, anyways...

All in the first 10 posts or so.

I get the feeling that this is going to turn into another Xion HC.

I used to hate this ship a few months ago, but after talking with people and seeing some stuff (yes, I'm a susceptible bastard) im sort of between dislike and indifference.

[Reika]

Theres a difference between a club like that and a club which directly involves the character in question. If there was a SoKai hate club, there would be more Kairi hate than in a Namine fanclub.

There IS a SoKai HC, owned by Virgil. x3;

Also, most members of this are members of the Xion HC and a lot of the posts have Xion hate already. This is a hate club for the ship, not for the characters themselves.

And yes, this club WILL have a ton of Xion haters, as a lot of fans like Rion. But, aside from the jokes, we can be civil about it and discuss reasons why don't believe Rion could exist as a couple and why we dislike the coupling to begin with, just like we do in the HC.