Order of Twilight Haters

[gramp anime scholar]

i love edward cullen

[madammina]

Originally Posted by The Liberator

No, your gonna get rep for that. Or rather, you would get rep, but I have to "spread it around some more" first. I didn't even think about all the things we can do with Matt.

Aw, thanks. But don't have Edward rape the fangirls. That would just make their dreams come true.

Here's the thing. I have a brother. There are really only two mature people in his class, him and one of his friends who is a girl. She is smart, understanding, and knows Lost, and is usually very reasonable.

She confessed to my brother she would die for Edward Cullen. (facepalm) REALLY?

Originally Posted by Dantés de Divinity

I hate twilight and all the fans of it...
YouTube - know the difference!

Damn vampire kids.

Rep for that vid.

[BDQ]

[Dantés de Divinity]

Originally Posted by BDQ

Rep for that pic. I love Butters.

[Diomedes]

Originally Posted by madammina

Aw, thanks. But don't have Edward rape the fangirls. That would just make their dreams come true.

Don't worry, that wont happen. I can't get into all the details now, but I can tell you that my plan will include Matt, Daphne, F_Hiro, P_Sylar, both F_Sylars, Adam, Elle, the first F_Peter, P_Peter with powers and brains, Nathan, Arthur, Micah, Sith Ando, Meredith, Knox, Usutu/African Isaac, the Turtle, and Mr. Muggles.

To Everyone: Remember to keep a lighter/matches on you at all times, in the event that you come across a book from the series.

[paoupu girl]

I'd like joinage, please.

[Diomedes]

say no more, you are in.

[madammina]

We are doomed.

'Twilight' opening weekend ensures 'New Moon' will rise | PopWatch Blog | EW.com

[Diomedes]

Originally Posted by madammina

We are doomed.

'Twilight' opening weekend ensures 'New Moon' will rise | PopWatch Blog | EW.com

Read it again.

NO EDWARD, NO VIEWERS.

Now, we only have to worry about that Jacob fag. And anyways, just how reliable is that site?

I've said this before, and I'll say it again, book based movies haven't been doing all that well recently. Fox originally had plans for an Eldest movie, but we all remember how that turned out.

[madammina]

I didn't read it, I just got mad and thought to tell you.

And this is EW, Entertainment Weekly. Very reliable.

(Returns to stabbing Edward. Then shoots Jacob with a silver bullet for good measure)

Maybe I'll go stab Bella too. She IS a vamp now after all (in more ways then one)

[Diomedes]

Originally Posted by madammina

(Returns to stabbing Edward. Then shoots Jacob with a silver bullet for good measure)

Maybe I'll go stab Bella too. She IS a vamp now after all (in more ways then one)

If anyone is wondering, it is for reasons such as these that she is the Assistant Assassin and you are not.

We might also use some Mix 39 on the lot of them while were at it. Rep to the first person to figure out what the hell I'm talking about.

[madammina]

Aw, thank you. (Pulls out Kukuri Knife for Bella)

Hey, how they got Dracula!

Yes, I'm fine stabbing her, she is SUPPOSED to have lost her soul.

[Diomedes]

I know, lets turn either Fag-ward or Jacob into Yannis.

What should we do with Jacob? he is a werewolf after all. And what about the vamp who beats the living shit out of fag-ward, until the inevitable good > evil cliché kicks in, should we spare him?

[Araliya]

I don't get what all the hype is over Twilight. The characters are all two-dimensional, cardboard cut outs with no depth and no personality and the only good thing going for them is their 'looks', which the author obsesses over for about three chapters.

The plot- Wait, scratch that. There is no plot. Nothing happens in the whole damn book until chapter 17 or such where Bella is pursued by a vamp who wants to kill her. Oh no. And then, he beats the shit out of her until the Cullens kill him. Epic.

The second was absolutely boring as it had nothing except Bella being oh so over dramatic over Edward leaving her, causing her to have suicidal tendencies such as riding a motorcycle without a helmet and plunging off a cliff into the cold, cold ocean below. Oh yeah, and jumping straight into that vampire pit. That was smart.

I couldn't bring myself to read the third and I barely skimmed through the fourth. I made my friend flip through it so I could read the 'interesting' parts, such as Edward breaking the headboard. Other than that, I wanted nothing to do with it.

Oh! Did I mention how it is a bad example for young, impressionable girls? Bella, the main character and thus the role model for these girls, is ready to abandon her education and run off with Edward and live the rest of her merry little life together with him. In the second book, she overreacts about Edward leaving her and turns 'emo' and has a suicidal tendency, which I mentioned above. I'm not sure exactly what she does in the third and fourth books, having not read them, but I can assume that based on the first two, it's not good either.

The series is given far more attention than needed and needs to disappear completely over the course of the next few years. (Because, honestly, it's going to take a while for the fans to get over it and move on.)

Am I in the club?

[Diomedes]

I don't get what all the hype is over Twilight. The characters are all two-dimensional, cardboard cut outs with no depth and no personality and the only good thing going for them is their 'looks', which the author obsesses over for about three chapters.

The plot- Wait, scratch that. There is no plot. Nothing happens in the whole damn book until chapter 17 or such where Bella is pursued by a vamp who wants to kill her. Oh no. And then, he beats the shit out of her until the Cullens kill him. Epic.

The second was absolutely boring as it had nothing except Bella being oh so over dramatic over Edward leaving her, causing her to have suicidal tendencies such as riding a motorcycle without a helmet and plunging off a cliff into the cold, cold ocean below. Oh yeah, and jumping straight into that vampire pit. That was smart.

I couldn't bring myself to read the third and I barely skimmed through the fourth. I made my friend flip through it so I could read the 'interesting' parts, such as Edward breaking the headboard. Other than that, I wanted nothing to do with it.

Oh! Did I mention how it is a bad example for young, impressionable girls? Bella, the main character and thus the role model for these girls, is ready to abandon her education and run off with Edward and live the rest of her merry little life together with him. In the second book, she overreacts about Edward leaving her and turns 'emo' and has a suicidal tendency, which I mentioned above. I'm not sure exactly what she does in the third and fourth books, having not read them, but I can assume that based on the first two, it's not good either.

The series is given far more attention than needed and needs to disappear completely over the course of the next few years. (Because, honestly, it's going to take a while for the fans to get over it and move on.)

Am I in the club?

This.