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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:19 AM   #1
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(C) Peachie

We don't think she sucks because we hate her,
We hate her because she sucks!

The so called leading girl.

Sora's would be romantic interest.

The seventh lost Princess of Heart...

And just about the most annoying, worthless, eye-bleed-inducingly-pink character you'll ever find.

Kairi.

The members of this club do NOT like you!

Let me count several of the reasons why - composed by club members.
  1. Kairi shows no regard for her friends, beyond Sora, as seen by her systematical brush off of not only Riku, but also Selphie. (Lifes.Lover)
  2. Pink... ewww D: (Strawberry)
  3. Kairi's influence over the plot derives solely from other's actions, thoughts, feelings, etc, in relation to her. (Cinollex) (SA addition: And even then, most often than not they don't really care. See - KH1 Riku).
  4. Kairi has shown her own disregard for even Sora, as shown by not caring for his wishes, and wanting to leave the island, even though Sora had point blank told her that she would only get in his way. (Lifes.Lover)
  5. she manages to be both a stereotype and a disappointment at the same time. (Cinollex)
  6. While she was probably put in KH for the sole purpose of being a yaoi shield between Riku and Sora, she utterly fails at this, and only shows their relationship to be stronger. (Lifes.Lover) (SA comment: not that showing SoRiku is a bad thing, but she did fail at her original purpose)
  7. Kairi cares about her stupid lucky charm more than Sora?... (Strawberry) (SA comment: "It's my lucky charm, be sure to bring it back to me!" "Uh, sure, Kairi, I'll try not to die for that one! :D" ... >_>)
  8. Kairi is so driven on being with Sora that she does not even think about the fact that Sora might not want to spend every day on the play island with her, especially considering that there's someone popping out of him now. (Lifes.Lover) (SA comment: poppycock, he'll spend every waking moment with her in hopes that a blonde someone will pop out of her now :D)
  9. Kairi's soul purpose in the entirety of KH is tantamount to an object; Sora pursues her, as one would pursue a variation of treasure, thereby rendering her easily replacable, even by something inanimate. (Cinollex) (SA: Inanimate Object: n. Kairi in KH1)
  10. Kairi apparently doesn't really like people. She holds herself a part from everyone in the beginning of KH1, deciding to be all the way on the other side of the play island both days when on Destiny Islands. (Lifes.Lover)
  11. Despite being fifteen years old, Kairi's vocabulary is rivaled by that of the average fourth grader. (Glaurung)
  12. Kairi's promise to Sora was forcely made. (Strawberry) (SA: whereas Sora was the one that initiated the promise with Namine)
  13. Kairi: "c'mon riku, you know Sora's completely hopeless without us!" (please note that this should be said in the ridiculously most girliest way u could master) (KH-fan4life)
    (SA: You do not go and diss THE Keyblade Master after he spent three whole games doing just fine without you, when he's there tryign to save you, you know! airheaded, ungrateful, taking-for-granted, idiotic... *grumbles, grumbles*)
  14. Not even Jesus loves her! :D
    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33...esus-Kairi.jpg
    http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y33...kairiwrath.jpg

List in progress.
Also - Smile's Essay. You know you want to.

http://forums.khinsider.com/old-fanc...i-fanclub.html
The fanclub in the Trash Bin~

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I pledge allegiance to the hate
of the Kindom Hearts character, Kairi.
and to the HC for which it stands
One underdevolped bitch character
With SoNami pairings for all!
Founding Member:
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Cinollex View Post
Take note, for I have sound advice
About a girl who cannot wield
The useless, shameless, plot device
A failure of a yaoi shield.

The Gayblade is no validation
Shut up, damnit, Riku's gift
Her combat's abject humiliation
(Also; SoKai - Urban myth)

Her hair, it flows amidst the breeze
The waves meander 'neath her shirt
As Sunlight glows around her knees
Could she have worn a shorter skirt?

And even then, our Sora's affection
Lies with Nami's imperfection
The memories, sound, albeit fake
This "shield" could barely overtake.

Callous like you'd never know,
"Sora, let's take the raft and go!"
Riku, left behind, and ditched?
To even joke, she's such a bitch.

All in all, my opinion's clear,
Feel free to argue, object, flame,
When you realize the truth, my dear
Join the HC, save your shame.









Last edited by Smile; November 14th, 2009 at 12:03 AM. Reason: 150!$!%$!@ *dances*
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:20 AM   #2
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WOO HOO!!!!!
IT IZ BACKZ!!!!!
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:23 AM   #3
medication sensation.
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I go away for a week and the FI gets purged, the Admins all leave and you hit Platinum before me?
Curses!
Oh, right, I'll re-join.
Oh, you kept all the names. Crap.
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:25 AM   #4
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It's not "re-joining" since I never really let any members go >:P
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:30 AM   #5
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Can't escape anything these days.
Rep for the winnerof the T-Shirt contest? And me without my computer. How will I ever stand a chance if I have to write my design with hyphens and the like?
When's the deadline?
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:32 AM   #6
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When's the deadline?
When I say so, basically xDDD We don't have enough designs to call it a contest yet. Two of the designs are mine, so I can't enter them even, leaving us with a lot less.
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:38 AM   #7
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I can meet that deadline.
I already thought of 2 designs. They aren't funny, either.
Which sucks, considering humour was what I was going for.
I miss the spell-check. How will I ever know what words I speel wrogn?
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:38 AM   #8
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Hello beautiful!!!! Thank the gods you have saved us!
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:40 AM   #9
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C'mon, Noo, I want me some Pooh :(

And if I won't uphold this club, Cerb, no one will XD It's my baby
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:43 AM   #10
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I miss the ability to spread my Pooh fanboyisms. I can't help wih this contest for at least 2 more days.
Ah well, you can just enjoy my Signature for the now.
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:44 AM   #11
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And if I won't uphold this club, Cerb, no one will XD It's my baby
I know and that's why I love you soo much Master Smooshie. I didn't mean to offend you, I only wanted to help yoooz! Oh, crap I'm spamming aren't I?
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:44 AM   #12
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I will, I will.
And where are you? Noo? D: *ponders editing the main post for awesomeness*
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:46 AM   #13
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Yay!
The Kairi hate returns :3
And Noo Monkey is back.
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:48 AM   #14
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I'm still where I always am.
Except for the fact I'm not using a computer, because mine is terribly ill and needs a good fixing.
I missed this place. Sort of.

I need to see R-K so my 'return' can be done with.
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Old August 23rd, 2008, 11:49 AM   #15
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Well, R-K's gonnne DD:
And welcome back anyway, Noo XDD
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