>>[K|H|I] Fantasy: Forum Crisis//

[Nebula Zero]

Yesh, behold my latest brainchild. After watching College Saga, I gained inspiration. KHI, and Final Fantasy, come together..? Oh yes. And this is the result of such a experiment. An epic story, unbound by reality. It's like The Matrix, only it doesn't suck. Without further ado, I present..

Because its cool :D

The Beginning of a Bad End


Once upon a time..nope, too cliche. Er, there once was a man...nope. Well, it seems that all the good beginnings are taken, so I'll just start the story MY way. Something that maybe(hopefully) hasn't been done. If it has, screw them. They're not as important. Well, before I ramble, let us start this story..a story about love, hate, and possible dismemberment. Everyone loves that.

So there's this dude. Yes, I said dude. Bear with me here. I guess you can call him your average hero, so to speak. Average armor, average hair, average personality, well pretty much everything average. We'll just call him Forever Lost, an average user, er I mean, person in the world of KHIvalice. Awesome world name, no? Anyways...

Like all greedy bastards, Forever Lost wants to become stronger, and become the best. Sound familiar? It appears my fingers cannot tolerate typing 'Forever Lost', so FL shall suffice, for the love of my precious hands. FL is a Swordsman, which means he's been playing around with a sword long enough that he's experienced with it. I bet he can't even slash forward...

"Hey, I'm pretty good with it!"

Shut up.

"..Alright."

See? This is how I roll. Anyways, his journey begins at his home town, which happens to be the start of every lame hero's adventure. No offense, FL. It was at the Index, the center of KHIvalice, where most races would gather to talk, or simply just kill each other. FL was looking around, checking to see if his friends were here, so that they could help him on his journey for powerz. What's the matter FL, can't do it by yourself? Does someone need their diaper changed?

"You're lucky you're the Narrator. And besides that, every hero needs his party."

I guess.

As FL searched everywhere for his comrades, he found them in the lower regions of the Index. It was these people that would help him, hopefully. Would suck if they rejected him...

"Blah! D2L! Come over here!" he waved to the two, talking to each other inconspicuously.

Blahmaster and Darkness-2-Light, other warriors in KHIvalice. Those three were beginning to be recognized by the entire Index. Blah was an Archer, which means he can hit other people or things with sticks from a far distance. He's faster than FL and D2L put together. Which isn't that much, really. And D2L is the Wizard, the guy who mumbles or chants stuff, and crap happens. Don't you wish you had that power? Well too bad. D2L is resistant against Magick, but a total wuss in terms of physical strength. 1 damage, lololololol.


"What is it, FL?", Blah said, with his bow behind his back.

"Don't tell me you're actually gonna go through with it.." said D2L, already knowing what FL was going to say. Cause he's cool like that.

"Yup. We start today. C'mon, don't tell me you aren't interested.." he said, literally nagging to join him at this point. Blah and D2L sighed, and looked at each other with skeptical faces.

"Fine, might as well. Least I get stronger out of this too." Blah said, shrugging.

"I'll tag along. I need stronger Magicks, to pwn those accursed n00bs." D2L said, waving his fist in the air. FL sighed, happy that they accepted his offer. I say he's just lucky, but that's just me. As they were about to start, they were stopped by a giant chocobo, and a man in a suit of armor, whose gaze emanated justice all over.

"It's.."

Who is this person, who's aura seeps a just cause? What will happen to FL, Blah and D2L? How long will my pants stay down?!?!

Find out, next chapter. Suckers.

[D2L]

1 damage lolol.

FL that was classic. If I'm the Wizard then maybe..... BANN0RZ FOREVER LOST SPELL!

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dammit it didn't work oh well. Great Fic.

[~DanseMacabre~]

asfkgklsgkfdj *spaz*

FL. Marry me. NOW. >:(

[Steve]

Nice story, xD. It's shaping up to be quite the epic.

[Aly-chan]

Originally Posted by DARKNESS-2-LIGHT

1 damage lolol.

FL that was classic. If I'm the Wizard then maybe..... BANN0RZ FOREVER LOST SPELL!

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dammit it didn't work oh well. Great Fic.

That one damage can soooo own the last hit of something though ;D .

Please continue, FL.

<3

Alyalu~

[Ben]

I don't normally read fanfictions, but this one makes me lol.

Continue or I'll stab you. lol k :D

[monkeybutt]

I like it. xD I like how its written in a creative tense, erm, narrative, person...

[Nebula Zero]

Yay, peoples replied ^-^

:O Lemme get the ring, after I finish...

Chapter 2: The Guys the Run This Place, The Judges.


FL looked in terror, as he met the visage of the man's helmet. As FL opened his eyes, he was shocked and amazed, not expecting a visit from the one who is the first of his kind, the one who looks over KHIvalice with swift justice. The most distinguishable one out of them all, for his trademark helmet resembles some sort of furry faced animal.

It was none other, than Judgemaster Monkeybutt.

Wait, wait, wait. You're telling me you have no idea who Judges are in KHIvalice? Oh, man. Judges, basically, are the rule makers. Other than me narrating, these guys are the ones who run this mother-Woops, can't say that here. Disobey one of these mofos, and expect a pimp-slap into the slammer, where you can get married to some lizard dude named 'Bubbles'. Once the rules are set, the rule is law. The Judge hierarchy goes like this: Judge, Judgemaster, and Lord Judgemaster. Simple, no? But appointing a Judge takes the best of the best around here. FL's pretty damn lucky, I wanted his autograph.

Anyways, back to the story.

"You're the one they call FL, right..?" he said, on his mighty chocobo he properly named 'Banana'.

"..Yes?" he said, whimpering in fear. The Judgemaster slid down from his behemoth of a transportation, as his 6'5" stature loomed over the hapless Swordsman. He gave him a stern look, as he lifted his gaze from him, FL finally breathing.

"You and your friends are coming with me. We have matters to discuss.." he said, as he climbed on his mighty chicken of justice, his hand gesturing that they come on the chocobo as well. Blah and D2L reluctantly climbed on, as FL climbed on last, as he gulped loudly. Hope you don't drop the soap, er I mean, Monkey clapped the reigns, as they headed off for Moderation Castle, where all Judges went to convene.

I still say they're screwed.

Banana moved with great speed, maybe because his feet was as big as a house. FL found it amazing that they didn't run anyone over with this great bird. It took them a good 15 minutes until they reached their destination, Moderation Castle.

The castle was almost 10 times bigger than Banana, and that's hella big. The main chambers towered up into the sky. Up there, on the highest floor, resided the Lord Judgemasters, where Judgemasters reported to, which was Monkey, the only one to attain such a position. Because he's just that uber. Ahem, they reached the Central Court, where all Judges were there. There was Judge TheMuffinMan, Judge Raito, all the way to Judge MegaFlare and Ryu, the first two Judges to be married to each other. All of them, here, in a circular table, with a hollow circle in the center.

Monkey led the three into the center of the table, where the meeting would commence. Monkey raised a hand in the air, causing all other judges to go silent, for him to speak. Now that, was badass.

"Judges, I bring you here today, to uphold a certain problem that has been plaguing KHIvalice. There seems to be a group rising from the darkness of this world. And they seem to have the unknown ability to nullify laws. I do not know how this group of ruffians were able to attain such a power, but I assure you, I will not condone such things! I have brought three of the best warriors I could find, to help gather information on this group, the group that calls themselves 'The Dark Law'. We must put our faith in them, in hopes that they could stop these bigots from causing our beloved KHIvalice from being laid to ruins! Judges! Acknowledge these three!", as all of the Judges stood up, saluting in sync.

"I, Judge Raito thank you for volunteering." said the purple-armored Judge from the West.

"And I, Judge Darky Dee thank you as well." said the white-armored Judge from the Chat. And all of them thanked the three, for the assignment they were forcibly granted.

"What a predicament we've gotten ourselves into.." said D2L, looking around.

"I guess this journey might be worth my time.." a reluctant Blah said. FL seemed all too excited for the events to come.

"Your damn right it is. I told you." said FL, eager to start this assignment. But FL knew that just them three couldn't take on The Dark Law. They needed more people, people willing to join them. A clan in the making..?

"Guys, how about we make a clan for this situation?"

"Sounds good to me", said D2L.

As the three exited from Moderation Castle, their journey had begun. Now all they have to do, was to think for a name for this clan. Good luck with that. And to recruit others, to convert them to their cause. Sorry, I make sound it like a religion. But clan-making is serious freaking business. I will seriously narrate FL's ass off a cliff if he screws this one up. But little to their knowledge(which is all the time), they were being watched. Stalkers? Er, not exactly. Try The Dark Law.

"So, they sent their pieces on the move..."

"I say we kill them now, before we regret not doing so."

"Now, now, Apathy. We mustn't rush such sweet things. Let them gather their strength. We shall see how long they last, in a world without rules and laws."

"Alright..Zetsumi."

Who are these two, Apathy and Zetsumi? What do they have in store for our fellow heroes? Does 1+1 really make 2? Find out, next chapter!

[D2L]

This fic is more Win than Wii. I DEMAND MORE LINES! xD

[~DanseMacabre~]

"You and your friends are coming with me. We have matters to discuss.." he said, as he climbed on his mighty chicken of justice...

Ex Freakin' Dee. XDDDD Are you on sugar or caffeine when you write this stuff, or both?

[Aly-chan]

:O You whore. D: D: D: D:

Continue, please

Gawd, I hate choo and your cliffhanger-self. :O

[Darky Dee]

LMAO, I'm knight in white shining armor, I like this. Continue. :3

[Rich]

Despite how cruel you normally are to me, I love this fic and think you're doing an excellent job. xD You should give Time some tips, he's SUPPOSED to be writing a KHI mod soap opera. xD

[Gamergirl89]

lol that second chapter is gonna go to monkey's head lol

[monkeybutt]

Yes, yes I am 6 foot 5.

I DO NOT STUFF MY SHOES.