I plan on doing a dramatic reading at somepoint.
Note, this does not take itself seriously. This is just for humor and the lols of the reader, please don't take offense D:
Naruto Fan Fic Chapter 1: Ninja Things
"Oh hello" Said a Sakura. "What are you do Naruto?"
"Oh hello" Said the Naruto. "I do am Ninja things." Then he did a ninja thing. "Dattebobo!"
"You a dumb" Said interchangeable Pink Haired Female, hitting him upon the temple of his face.
"Oh no, the temple upon my face." Cried the Naruto. "Now it hurts."
"Arrgghhghghghghghghghgh" Said Brooding Emo Jerk. "Revennnggggeeeeeeeeeeeee."
Gah, how ever can I be as strong as Brooding Emo Butt Munch? It's impossibru! I must be a stronger so then other Ninjaa will see I am a strong and good at Ninja!
"Oh Brooding Emo Cool Guy, you a hot one!" Said Annoying Female. "You can beat up a ninja not good!"
"Hmpppphphphphphphph" Said Brooding Emo Angry Guy, as Pink Haired Annoyance swooned.
"Alright students" Said The Only Interesting Character, appearing behind them all."It is time to do a Ninja Thing."
"NINJA THINGS" gasped Every Last Rat of the Group.
"Yes, I just said that." Said The Cool One. "We are going to beeat up a bad ninja becausewe are good ninja and they are bad." He said elegantly.
"He said that really elegantly" Said the pink Ninja Turtle.
"Yes, elegantedlufggy" Said the dumb one.
"Itaaaaaachiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-saaaaaaaaaan" roared the Angry One.
"Itachi-Mushroom?" Said the dumb one.
"Shitaki-Mushroom." Said the Pink one.
"Shut up or I'll Shitaki all over the three of you" said the Cool Masked One.
So then they went on their grand adventure to do Ninja Things.
Find out what happebs next in the next exciteing installment of Narto Ninja Thngs Quest Part2 of 720895!