By Lanydx Reborn and Kingdom Key.
Layndx Reborn and I are working together on this fanfic. Taking turns writing the chapters. But Landyx Reborn is the one who came up with this fanfic to begin with asking me to be his Co.Writer. So we our partners in this fanfic.
Plot: Read the crazy misadventures Sora, Riku, and Kairi as they fight the evil Xehanort and his league of evil associates, crazy yoai fan girls and homework. Wait that’s not all they must master the Keyblade under the watchful eyes of Aqua, and the epic King Mickey Mouse, help their Nobody and Heartless friends Roxas, Xion, Axel, Namine and the new chaotic good Ansem Seeker of Dark Chocolate adjust to the life on the islands. Final Fantasy and The World Ends with You characters will aid or harm our heroes. So without any more delays as “The Terror that flaps in the night” put it.
“Let’s get dangerous!!!”
Rated E for Epic as in this story is an epic of epic epicness!
May contain yaoi bashing, good bad guys, a crazy Mickey, Kairi hate girl bashing, pairings, crack pairings and pie!
Chapter 1: The Intro chapter duh!
On a small island, Destiny Island as a matter of fact, we see our three heroes Sora, Riku, and Kairi walking from the movies in their Kingdom Hearts II outfits and since you all know what they look like I’m not bloody writing in full detail something you all have seen before.
“So how did you get the tickets if we didn’t pay for them Riku?” asked our brown spiky haired main character hero guy.
Riku rolled his eyes, a little annoyed at his best friend’s question.
“I told you twenty times, Sora I got them online,” The sliver haired pretty-boy explained.
“Wait, you can do that?!” the Keyblade Master asked with amazement his eyes.
“It’s hard to believe, Sora, but technology has been able to do this for a while,” Kairi said with a joking grin on her face.
“Oh gee, thanks, Kairi. I thought girlfriends were supposed to love their boyfriends, not make fun of them,” Sora while faking a pout.
The Princess of Heart kissed her hero on the cheek.
“Oh come on Sora, you know I love you.”
Riku now stopped dead in his tracks looking at his best friends kissing each other.
“Okay, wait a minute! You two are together? How and when did this happen?” He asked confused.
Sora and Kairi thought for a moment.
“Well, remember that party we had a few weeks ago after beating Xemnas and Organization XIII?” Sora asked.
“Yeah, now that was an awesome party.” Riku recalled.
“Well, while you were busy making sure Tidus and Wakka didn’t eat all the food, Yuffie thought it would be funny to lock us in one of your closets. So after two hours of banging a screaming at the door, we stopped realized that it wasn’t doing us any good.” Kairi explained.
“Yeah, that still doesn’t tell me how you two got together,” Riku snapped.
Sora continued “Well,we both got bored and started playing truth or dare. Kairi dared me to kiss her, so I did, and I dared her to go on a date with me. Then we just kept making out until Yuffie and Selphie kicked us out of the closet, then we rejoined the party.”
“Oh okay, by the way, pole.” Riku stated.
“What?” Sora asked.
The boy turned around only to be smacked in the face by a ten-foot pole. Sora landed on his ass, seeing stars, while Riku and Kairi dodged it.
“Sora, are you okay?”Kairi asked as she and Riku helped up their fallen friend.
“Yeah, I'm okay Kairi, thanks." said Sora, brushing the dirt off of his pants.
"No problem, Sora." said Riku, patting him on the back.
"You can be such a klutz sometimes." said Kairi, chuckling at him.
Meanwhile on the play Islands that was the beginning setting of Kingdom Hearts 1, a mysterious figure wearing a worn, torn, and ripped black coat appeared in a flash of white light.
“Sora, Riku, Kairi. I haven’t seen any of you in so long. Dang it, I’ve got no time for nostalgia. They need to get to the Realm of Darkness or Lady Aqua’s a goner.” The man stated while being blinded by the sun.
“Oh man the sun here is so hot ouch!!” The figure screamed as he snapped his fingers and vanished.
Back with our heroes who were eating at a local Ice Cream shop.
Riku had a cone of Cookies and Cream, Kairi was enjoying some Mint Chocolate Chip, and Sora was stuffing his face for the tenth time with a Sea-Salt Ice Cream bar.
"Sora, your going to get fat, if you keep eating Sea-Salt Ice Cream bars." said Kairi, finishing her Mint Chocolate Chip.
Sora had a look of panic on his face that Riku took the opportunity to tease him.
"Yeah Sora, if you keep eating them you can't be a keyblade wielder anymore." said Riku.
"What! But I had ten of them!" screamed Sora, dropping the Sea-Salt Ice Cream wrapper looking ready to cry.
"Riku! Tell Sora you were just kidding and you didn't mean it!" yelled Kairi, putting an arm over Sora's shoulder.
"Your the one who started it to begin with Kairi." said Riku, sighing.
"Riku." said Kairi, ready to hit him with a napkin holder.
"Fine-Fine, Sora I was kidding and so was Kairi. Your still a keyblade wielder." said Riku.
"Really?" said Sora, rubbing his face with his arms from the tears that had gone down his face.
"Yeah, you shouldn't believe everything someone tells you." said Riku, handing Sora some napkins to clean his tear streak face.
Sora nodded wiping his face with the napkins.
"Where to now?" asked Kairi.
"The Amusement Park!" said Sora, cheering up.
Both Kairi and Riku look at each other, then Kairi broke it to Sora.
"We don't have enough money... We spent too much of it on candy and ice cream." said Kairi.
"O.h" said Sora, disappointed.
"But there's plenty of other things we can do that's just as much fun." said Riku.
As the three of them started walking away, a figure appear in the distance behind them, unseen and unheard by the figure who laughed to himself.
"So you want an amusement park, Sora? Then I'll give you one!" said the figure, laughing as an amusement park appear before the trio.
"I'll be waiting for you, Sora and Riku." said the figure, disappearing.
Sora eyes widen in excitement seeing the amusement park before him, and that it was free.
"Lets go in!" said Sora.
"Those roller coasters look like a lot of fun." said Riku, watching one go up.
"Um guys.. Don't you think this is a little strange?" asked Kairi, gazing up at the sign.
The sign had a huge shadow heartless painted on it, surrounded by hearts.
"No. I think your worrying to much Kairi, let's go Sora!" said Riku, racing Sora to the amusement park laughing.
"You Idiots! Your going to leave me here all by myself?" shouted Kairi, watching the two of them disappear into the amusement park.
Sora was eating some cotton candy while walking around with a stuff animal under his arm and grinning ear to ear.
"Want to go in the house of mirrors?" asked Riku, his face painted like a lion.
"Sure, let me leave my stuff out here." said Sora, setting the cotton candy and stuff animal down on a bench.
"Ready Sora?" asked Riku, hands in his pockets.
"Yup! It's too bad Kairi didn't come, she sure is missing out." said Sora, walking into the dark house of mirrors.
"But Kairi was right Sora, it's strange that there's no one else here, and now that I think about it- Sora?" said Riku, looking around seeing Sora was gone and he was surrounded by mirrors.
A piercing scream could be heard.
"Kairi?" said Riku, in alarm and running through the halls of mirrors.
Sora having wander off from Riku, found himself alone in a hallway of mirrors.
"Riku, are you there?" asked Sora, getting scared.
The hallways lights went out leaving Sora in pitch black.
"This isn't funny Riku!" shouted Sora, friighten and glaring into one of the mirrors.
Instead of his face reflecting back, two yellow eyes stared back at him and Sora's reflection came out of the mirror.
Backing up a few feet, Sora summon his keyblade and his eyes narrowed, seeing he was surrounded by heartless waiting for the moment to strike.
"What are heartless doing here?" said Sora, to himself amd swinging his keyblade away at the heartless making them vanish.
His own reflection came at him fast, that Sora swung his keyblade up in defense and knocked his reflection away with a blow from the keyblade.
Then he heard someone scream.
"RIKU? KAIRI!?" Sora yelled in alarm, running through the hallway of mirrors as more heartless appeared and kept getting in his way.
Sora and Riku both not paying much attention to where they were going, collided into each other around the corner of the hallway at the same time.
"Sora!" said Riku, in relief seeing his best friend was okay.
"Riku, your okay!" said Sora, feeling much better at the sight of Riku.
"But if your not the one who screamed just now, who did?" asked Sora, standing up and offering a hand to Riku, who was rubbing his head from colliding into Sora.
Sora and Riku stared at each other for moment then it dawned on them both uttering the word "Kairi."
"Sora, you go down that end of the hallway and I'll go down this one." said Riku, summoning his keyblade.
Sora nodded taking off down the hallway, but as they both reached the end of their hallway of mirrors, they both ended up in the same exact spot as before.
"Someone is messing with us," said Riku, as the lights began to flicker in their part of the hall of mirrors.
"And has Kairi." said Sora, begining to regret running into the amusement park and ignoring Kairi's protests.
"Don't worry Sora, we will save her." said Riku, as heartless began to fall off the ceiling and strike down at them.
"Right." said Sora, throwing the keyblade into a horizontal strike and making the heartless disappear.
Riku swinging his keyblade down with a blast of darkness, manage to get rid of the last remaining heartless.
"This place doesn't feel right." said Riku, gazing around the empty room now that the heartless were gone.
Its almost like that time in the realm of darkness..thought Riku, smelling a familiar odor.
"C'mon Riku! Kairi needs us to go save her!" said Sora, tugging Riku along.
"Right. Lets go." said Riku, gripping his keyblade tightly, ready to face whoever has her.
Both hurried down the remaining hallway of mirrors and came to a stop, upon seeing Kairi sitting in a chair in the spot light.
"Kairi?" called out Sora, slowly making his way to her and filled with concern.
"Sora wait! That's not Kairi!" said Riku, holding out an arm in front of Sora to stop him from going further.
"But it's Kairi!" said Sora, looking back and forth between the two of them.
"No it's not! Kairi doesn't wear those clothes, she wouldn't be caught dead in them either." said Riku, glaring at the figure that looked an awful lot like Kairi.
"Oh, then how about this?" asked the fake Kairi, transforming into someone else.
"No! It's not possible!" said Riku, shaking his head back and forth in disbelief.
"Riku, what's wrong? Who do you see?" asked Sora, in alarm at the loss of color on his best friend's face and grabbed hold of his shoulder trying make him snap out of it.
"Ansem heartless." choked out Riku, shaking like a leaf in Sora's grip.
"But we defeated him, remember Riku?" said Sora, glaring at the fake Kairi who smiled back at him.
Seeing Riku was literally frozen in place by fear, Sora knew it was up to him to save the day.
"We need to destroy it!" said Sora, charging forward and trying not to think about how much it looks like Kairi.
Sora leapt into the air, swinging his keyblade up into an arch and struck down with lightning speed at the fake Kairi.
Riku collapsed the moment the mysterious figure disappeared, just as Sora landed on his own two feet and spun around, watching his best friend fall to his hands and knees.
Everything around them began to evaporate, that after a long time of searching for the two of them, Kairi finally spotted them in the center of the what had once been the amusement park that was now a vacant lot.
"Who ever that was is very powerful." whispered Riku, barely able to stomach what he saw and still on his hands and knees.
"You gonna be okay Riku?" asked Sora, seeing him nod slowly and looked up in time to see Kairi racing over to them.
"What happened?" asked Kairi, looking down worriedly at Riku.
"Later." said Riku, being helped up by Sora and slowly going back to normal.
To be Continued~
Btw Lan hope you don't mind that I changed the (My) to Our for the title.