Nerds are better lovers (helloooo ladies)

[digital gopher]

I stumbled upon this beauty of an article.
Everything else aside for right now, it's time to give credit where credit is due, Thank you GLEE magazine !

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Nerds Make Better Lovers

By Cristina Millano
Glee Contributor
Updated: Sunday, April 9, 2006
It’s one of the biggest misconceptions in dating, and it’s time to get it out in the open for good. The so-called “cool” men and women out there aren’t half as good in the sack as their “nerdier” counterparts. Nerds not only have the brains, but they also have the most powerful possession of all, the love touch. These guys and gals have taken the time to do their homework, and they’ve mastered the geography, chemistry and mathematical formulas of how to make your body scream. Ready to smarten up and become the ultimate seducer? Then put away those shades and pick up a pocket protector because your about to get lesson 101 in love.

Nerds Take the Time to Research
Study yourself: Nix the neediness and get to know yourself inside and out.

Start Inside:
Being unhappy with your life is not a good reason to get into a relationship. No matter how “perfect” another person may seem to be, they will never be able to fill the empty holes in your life. The only person that has the power to do that is you.

Work your way outside:
There’s a reason the so-called four-eyed dweebs aced biology and anatomy class. Sex and health experts agree the best way to become better at using your body is by taking the time to learn how it works. Set aside some private time for self-gratification and figure out how your body works and responds to sexual stimulation.

Nerds Have a Much Bigger Hard Drive
Not only do nerds take the time to listen to their partners, but they also mentally take notes, remember and are able to retrieve the information at the most opportune moments. The best way to make your partner feel sexy, sensual, wanted and larger than life is to listen to him or her. Because most of the world rarely gives you its devoted attention, imagine how special you’ll feel when one individual does.

Nerds are Passionate about Learning
Nerds tend to be encyclopedias of information. They ask the who, what, why and where about everything and anything. It’s both fascinating and exhilarating to be around passionate individuals. Take the time to study and learn new things because knowledge is just plain sexy.

A hot body might get you in the door, but eventually, what meets the eye will fade. It’s important to add depth and substance to your personality. The hottest, most intense relationships are the ones with people you can really talk to, laugh with and learn from every day.

Nerds are Smart about Finding Love
Make the Odds Fall in Your Favor:
It is true that you may get lucky at any moment, but the best way to stop it from occurring is to wait for it to happen.

ncrease your chances of getting and finding what you want by going to the right places. While you won’t always end up in the winners' circle, you will, at least, give yourself a fair shot.

These days, technology has made it easier than ever to find like-minded singles. Millions of people have met their life partners by using dating sites.

Don’t like computers? Get involved in something you like. Join a sports league, sign up for a wine-tasting class, volunteer, say yes to invitations from friends. Just get yourself out there. Yes, you may feel like a big nerd at first, but that is exactly the point!
*Nerd Tip*
Don’t look for a hot, fun, no-strings-attached date in the library. Be smart about what you want and then determine the best place to get it. If you want more casual fun, go to a bar or nightclub.

Nerds Study and Are Not Afraid to Ask Questions
If you want to be successful in both your long-term and short-term romantic relationships, then learn how to study your partner.

Pay attention to how they like to be kissed. What makes them blush, what makes their eyes widen with excitement, what types of movies do they enjoy? Use these details to determine what types of things turn them on.

Once you’ve made it inside the bedroom, don’t be afraid to ask questions. Ask them if they like it slow, fast, hard, soft, on top, bottom, left, right or in the middle. If they are shy about questions, then be subtle about it. For example, after you’ve kissed them in a certain place, pay attention to how they react. Then in a sensual or playful whisper, ask them if they enjoyed it. Make sure to teach them what you like and don’t like. Remember, you will never ace the test if you don't ask questions and learn the right answers.
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So, you 'cool' guys. With your hair, and 'non scientific' calculators, eat this. Maybe you people should start envying the geeks, lol.

[source= http://www.gleemagazine.com/glee/art...1941672/cid_37 ]

[Enchanted Rose]

I'm sure they are better lovers. After f*ckloads of alcohol, that is.

[Evil-Riku]

That's true, because girls or guys don't want to ruin there lives, and such, also it could help build a better relationship between them.

[unknown_boy]

Ummm....I'm a not about to agree with that, due to the fact that i am a geek in particular areas and that geeks and nerds have a bit of a rivalry.

[nevermore]

hm, seems like it's right. I'm sort of a nerd.

[chaywa]

l13k ZOMG i h4v3 4 5c13nt1f1c c4lcul4t0r...1 iz n3rd...w0ho0 !!!SHIFT11!!

[Ichi TK]

was that supposed to be ironic? lol

I agree with the article, but not entirely...you dont have to be a nerd to possess those qualities...

[Dawning Twilight]

well that's an interesting fact......

[Square Ninja]

Originally Posted by |shady|

Nerds not only have the brains, but they also have the most powerful possession of all, the love touch.

Cute, but I highly doubt most "nerds" have that "love touch" as well.

[Savior of Dawn]

I'm thoroughly amused. It is true, but i'm still amused.

They forgot to mention that Nerds are rich too, because they invent everything.

[Proline]

Nerds ftw D: I got da luv tuch.

[pwn3d]

So, you 'cool' guys. With your hair, and 'non scientific' calculators, eat this. Maybe you people should start envying the geeks, lol.

dude, us geeks hate the nerds( we look at them like " wait..... do they actually enjoy going to school?) and nerds hate us ("why don't you enjoy school?")

[slinky]

ROTFL WOW NICE FIND LOL xD

[digital gopher]

Originally Posted by pwn3d

dude, us geeks hate the nerds( we look at them like " wait..... do they actually enjoy going to school?) and nerds hate us ("why don't you enjoy school?")

I used the wrong word. I meant 'nerd' not geek. I'm actually more a geek than a nerd. damn. This sucks. no luv tuch for me

[Ric]

Originally Posted by Ichi Teh Killer

was that supposed to be ironic? lol

I agree with the article, but not entirely...you dont have to be a nerd to possess those qualities...

What he said....