Best/Worst Jokes

[kazukifafner]

For some of the anime fans here:

Why did the psychopathic gang member go flying?

Because a disgruntled bartender threw a vending machine at him.

[oneloverequiem]

So an Italian man enters the bar and has a heart attack from his plugged atrities. At his funeral, they ate even more spaghetti

.... Que?
What is this man?

[Keyblader!]

Gran Torino was a great film.

Yes, yes it is...

So A Irish guy walks out of a bar...

[Shadowofdespair]

So a Priest, a Rabbi, and a... other guy... walk into a bar...

And then the person telling the joke got hit by a car.

That person was me.

I BET YOU LAUGHED.

[qster]

Here's an Easter joke:
What did the egg say to the hard boiled egg?
It's going to take a while for me to get hard since I just got laid by some chick.

[ThePromise]

Here's an Easter joke:
What did the egg say to the hard boiled egg?
It's going to take a while for me to get hard since I just got laid by some chick.

Oh, that is a clever one, definitely!

[Hirdoniél]

There's a guy that walks hoem from school, and when he does, he sees red socks in a store. He runs back to home to ask his dad the €2 for the socks.
His dad replies: "I'll give you €1 if you go get my newspaper". He does this and gets €1.
Then he goes to his mom for the rest of the money. She says: "If you do the diches, I'll give you €1". He does this and now he has the money.
When he gets home from school the other day he stops by the store to buy the socks. When he got them he ran home to show them to his parents.
When he got home the doorbel rang, he went to open the door and in front of him stood a pinguin. Do you know what it said?

[soratothamax]

yo mama so big she played pool with the planets

(yo mama joke xD)


Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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[thylings]

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?








Santa stopped at three hoes!!

[Neko]

What kind of tree would have the best bark?
totally got this off a popsicle stick XD



A Dogwood

[burnley95]

Why did the chicken go to russia? In soviet russia, road crosses you.

[ThePromise]

There's a guy that walks hoem from school, and when he does, he sees red socks in a store. He runs back to home to ask his dad the €2 for the socks.
His dad replies: "I'll give you €1 if you go get my newspaper". He does this and gets €1.
Then he goes to his mom for the rest of the money. She says: "If you do the diches, I'll give you €1". He does this and now he has the money.
When he gets home from school the other day he stops by the store to buy the socks. When he got them he ran home to show them to his parents.
When he got home the doorbel rang, he went to open the door and in front of him stood a pinguin. Do you know what it said?

...Wtf?...

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

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.....Ehh....

What's the difference between Santa and Tiger?








Santa stopped at three hoes!!

Old, but still worth a chuckle.

[xCursedXRebellionx]

dad!
dad!
dad!

what is son?

dad!

*cryptic noises*

OH MY GOD

son!

son!

what is it dad?

son!

*cryptic noises*

OH MY GOD

[Fortissimo]

There's a guy that walks hoem from school, and when he does, he sees red socks in a store. He runs back to home to ask his dad the €2 for the socks.
His dad replies: "I'll give you €1 if you go get my newspaper". He does this and gets €1.
Then he goes to his mom for the rest of the money. She says: "If you do the diches, I'll give you €1". He does this and now he has the money.
When he gets home from school the other day he stops by the store to buy the socks. When he got them he ran home to show them to his parents.
When he got home the doorbel rang, he went to open the door and in front of him stood a pinguin. Do you know what it said?

That made me laugh so much more than it should have.s1britishguy




So a magician was driving down the road, and then he turned into a drive way...

[Nami]

Why do they call it a Nintendo 64?
Because when you see it, you turn 64 degrees and play it at an angle.

Why do they call it an Xbox 360?
Because when you see it, you turn 360 degrees and moonwalk away.

Why do they call it a Playstation 3?
Because when you see it, you turn 3 degrees and nobody notices.

Why do they call it a Wii?
Because diddly Wii.