'Quirky' Stories and News

[Fate of Heaven]

mmmmmmm crazy good

[ViVi94]

maybe it was the hot chocolate kind. . .

I think she was looking or an excuse to stab him xD. But yea, I think the real reason was that some nasty things were said, then she was pushed and hit. So she figured, "hell yea, I can kill him now and it'll be self defence."

haha.... nice try.

[VirusCoreHacker]

Woman Facing Jail for Noisy Sex - Asylum | Men's Lifestyle | Humor, weird news, sex tips, fashion, dating, food and gadgets

Originally Posted by asylum

We've all had the uncomfortable (or is it intriguing?) experience of being trapped on the less-fun side of a too-thin wall while a couple is enjoying a romantic interlude. But one woman's neighbors got so tired of overhearing her unruly sex noises that she could end up in jail.

Caroline's Cartwright's neighbors have filed 250 complaints against the 48-year-old for "making excessive noise" by "moaning and screaming," causing courts to file a civil order against the noisy nympho.

Cartwright has been married to her partner in crime, Steve, for 24 years. With what seems like a pretty healthy attitude, Cartwright responded, "I can't stop making noise during sex, it's unnatural. I'll appeal."

Cartwright is scheduled to appear before the courts on Monday, following a presumably much-more-boring-than-usual weekend.

Woman facing jail for breaching her sex noise Asbo - mirror.co.uk

Originally Posted by mirror.co.uk.

The woman given an Asbo for having noisy sex with her husband is facing jail for breaching it after five days.

Neighbours made 250 complaints and 23 tapes of Caroline Cartwright, 48, "moaning and screaming" before magistrates banned her from "making excessive noise" last Friday.

But police were called after bleary-eyed locals complained she was at it again on Sunday.

Cartwright, who claims sex helped her lose six stone, said yesterday: "We were making noises for three hours this morning. I can't stop making noise during sex, it's unnatural. I'll appeal." Jobless Cartwright, married to factory worker Steve, 46, for 24 years, has been warned she faces five years' jail.

Police said Cartwright, of Washington, Tyne and Wear, was charged with breach of an Asbo and bailed to appear before Houghton-le-Spring magistrates on Monday..

Here's a picture of the couple.



Bad case of bad neighbors :< and I don't mean the couple

[Nevermore]

The title reminds me of an episode of My Wife and Kids.

[Salty]

Well, it is a shitty house.

[Flower]

The things people will do just to throw others into jail...what has the world come to?

I guess they were jealous of the sex.

[Rapidus Procella]

Wow this is a first, people being charged for having loud sex O_o, Well then to think i thought the justice system couldn't go to any stupider heights, this just proved me wrong X_X

[Crimson]

You can get to jail for that now, too?
The couple should buy a new house.

[Lycanthrope]

Haha this just shows how fucked up people are.

[Grace Assassin]

Noise is noise, people. Whether it's yelling, banging, or moaning, that's a breach of the peace.

I can't say I really blame the neighbors, to be honest.
What if it were you on the other side of the wall hearing all of that lovely activity? At some point, it would get to you.

[Massive Attack]

ew cameltoe

anyway, surely that's enough to tell you to get sound proofiing.

[PLR]

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Haha this just shows how fucked up people are.

lol pun

[Shade737]

This reminds me of the time that they wanted to outlaw noises in the gym that you make when you push yourself or struggle.

[VirusCoreHacker]

Man Delivers Baby With Help of YouTube

Originally Posted by switched

Providing further proof that the Internet is not, in fact, "good for nothing," Marc Stephens, a 28-year-old naval engineer from Cornwall, England, watched a quick how-to baby video on YouTube, and successfully delivered his baby daughter, Gabriele. According to the Daily Mirror, this all happened on March 21st, but apparently the Stephens only spilled the details about how the baby actually was born, yesterday morning.

Feeling anxious about his wife going into labor, he decided to check out some birthin' videos. Good timing, because a few hours later, she went into labor (three weeks earlier than expected). The paramedics were on the way, but, with time running short, Stephens was forced to go at it himself.

His wife, Jo, who has three other children, told a slew of British newspapers that of all her four childbirths, this was the one she enjoyed the most.

Stephens apparently learns from YouTube videos quite a bit: He's used them to learn how to play guitar and complete Rubik's Cubes (both of which, we would guess, are a great deal more difficult than delivering a child -- at least physically).

"I spent about half an hour on Google and watched a couple of videos on YouTube," he said. "One was a cheesy American video called: 'This is how you give birth.' "

Sometimes a little American cheese is enough, it would appear.

Originally Posted by guardian.co

A father managed to deliver his baby son after watching DIY baby delivery video clips on YouTube.

Feeling nervous about the imminent birth of his child Marc Stephens had a look at childbirth videos on his home computer.

Four hours later his wife, Jo, went into labour three weeks earlier than expected and, as paramedics rushed to help, Stephens was able to put his new-found knowledge into action and helped deliver 5lb 5oz Gabriele.

Stephens, 28, a naval engineer, told yesterday how he had already learned how to play the guitar and solve the Rubik's Cube puzzle from YouTube videos. So it didn't seem too much of a leap for him to check out the whys and wherefores of childbirth.

He said: "I spent about half a hour on Google and watched a couple of videos on YouTube. One was a cheesy American video called: "This is how you give birth."

After he finished looking at the sites at about 10.30pm the couple went to bed, only to wake up at 2am with Jo, 28, in labour. The couple had wanted to have the birth at home but were told there were no midwives available.

Stephens said: "At this time Jo rushed out of the bathroom and dropped down on all fours. As soon as she dropped down I looked down and its head was sticking out. I was still on the phone to the midwife. To be honest I didn't have time to panic."

The baby was delivered safely and both mother and child are doing well. Jo, who has three other children, said: "I was quite relaxed. I have to say, out of all my four labours, that was the one I enjoyed the most. Marc is one of those people who can put his hand to anything."

After successfully delivering Gabriele the paramedics arrived and congratulated Marc on a good job, before the family travelled from their home in Redruth, Cornwall, to the Royal Cornwall hospital at Treliske, for the new mum and baby to be checked.

From the maker of:

http://forums.khinsider.com/discussi...-internet.html

Do we need say more ?

I know.

Same Concept. Different Method.

You guys must be annoyed at my random articles.

[brave little toaster]

Lol, and I thought Youtube was a people full of idiots(they still are). But those "How to" videos always come in handy.