How Would You Like To Die?

[Soraslittleangel]

I would like to die peacefully. In my sleep proberlly not really old depending on what i was feeling at the time. But to be a wanna be comedian i have to try and make something funny so he it goes(no garentees that it would be funny)

I would wake up in the morning, have a WTF moment when i see three naked people in my closet. Go into the shower and see a death note writen on the mirrow in my lipstick. Go out to the pet shop and buy 7 Elephants and 2 Graffie's. I would then go ice skating with them. put them in my back yard. Wait out in the front yard and wait for Mr. Wippy(who never came....Suicide moment)Stay out there and wait for the mail(The mail man is the easter bunnies summer vacation job) get nothing but telstra bills that are like $1000's of dollars. Delclare bankruptsy. Then go to a bank still a couple $100,000 and go buy a farrari. And also a pet monkey that lives in my car(he also enjoys Heavey Metal) Fly to France.Go have my usually everyday meeting at 12 noon with Death(been good mates since grade 5) We ordered some frogs legs and snails. Fly back to Australia. Go home find a stalker in my car. He just sits in there. I go into safeways and buy some food for dinner. Come back out still find the stalker in the car. 'Are you going anywhere mate?' I ask him. He dosnt say a word. 'I can drive you as far as my house but then you'll have to go home. On my way back to my house with the stalker and my pet monkey who likes Heavey Meatal in the car, a hobo jumps out infront of the cars and starts to yell and throw popcorn at me. I run the bitch over and still his popcorn. I get home the Stalker walks next door. Monkey stays in the car. I take the popcorn out into the back yard to feed Marther my 12meter crocodile. Hear screaming coming from next door. 'Hmmm i wonder whats going on there?'. Walk towards the fridge get a can of coke.'Hmmm this coke taste like pepsi.' Get all dressed up for my date. who didnt show up. play the piano that talks go to the tolite that eats my pee pee. Go to the banana king and still his skin. Went to bed. Woke up. Tripped over the banana kings skin.

THE END!

These are the thing that i will hopefully wont die from....

1.Drowning(that would be so horrible)
2.Burning(that would hurt)
3.Being stab, shot or anything including a weapon.
4.Sufforcation(by really big hench man who work for an evil corporation)
5.Deffintly not a Notebook moment(they are so sad)
6.and anything else that contanes pain and slowly dieing.

Some Die Hard Facts:

1.If you are tourching someone and you tie them down under a dripping tap and every second one drop falls right in the middel of their forehead for 16 hours they will go crazy.
2.Die Hard 4 is the best movie ever.
3.Only 2 people in the world have died from laughing.
4.Pigs have the same organsthat humans do.....(crickets)

[DarkCreature2]

Originally Posted by TwilitWarrior

I read that story, doesn't he end up using a number of traps to turn the tide? If memory serves, however, he survives and kills the hunter.

Yeah and they also did that in American Dad when they were stranded on an island due to some cruise they were taking and Francise jumped over board because she thought this trip wasn't real and they all jumped off the cruise ship to save her and ended up on a remote island that had these hunters that were gonna hunt them down. But it turns out that in the end the hunters weren't really gonna kill them just to have fun and games because the island was actually a remote game and activity island.

Yeah my death is something like that but I don't survive but I get shot by the hunter. I was suppose to survive for a least 24 hours but only made it to 15 hours instead. So, yeah.

[Dream Theater]

I'd like to die after winning a fight like this.

[DarkCreature2]

Originally Posted by Mythological Omega

I'd like to die after winning a fight like this.

Dude that is freakin sweet. I like your choice of death.

[Kirby]

I want to go with barley any pain....Quickly.

And, I don't want to die alone

[Pelafina]

Originally Posted by Mythological Omega

I'd like to die after winning a fight like this.

Holy shit. I need to buy a PS2.

[risingfalls]

Originally Posted by Mythological Omega

I'd like to die after winning a fight like this.

I remember losing this fight. =D

Holy shit. I need to buy a PS2.

damn straight.

And I still like my first choice of lightning.

[Massive Attack]

In before viagra overdose?

Nah, I think it would be quite funny to choke on my own spit whilst trying to perform some stupid party trick, lol.

[Ecstasy]

I'll probably hang myself. :]

[Dreanur]

Like... In my sleep without noticing... Easy and Painless
Just go to bed and never wake up again.

[Venus Adept]

In my sleep.

Or maybe, if the world goes back to the feudal times, I would die trying to battle some gypsy who ripped me off on a loaf of bread.

[xXNothingsFearXx]

O.o i never thought about how id die. id rather it be painless and natural/of old age. >_>
as well, that occuring in my sleep sounds good too.
Yea,... Car wreck, suffocating, drowning... thats really eh to me>___> no thank you.

[Pelafina]

Suffocation on laughing gas.

[risingfalls]

^I could probably choke and die on laughter without laughing gas. =/
It's painful, but in a fun kind of way.

[Tattered Rebirth]

I want to die peacefully. You know, settle down and live a quiet life, wife and two kids, then just pass away in my sleep one night, as long as my wife already died. Don't want her to be alone. xD