How Would You Like To Die?

[*~NeoAdamus~*]

First i'd wake up in the morning, and enjoy i nice cup o' coffee.

Then i'd have sex with 3 hot chix at the same time

After that id go to my job as a secret agent posing as that sweet ass bartender the girls fall for.

Then some other double agent tries to kill me and I beat him in the head with good ol' Irish Whiskey before i have a glass on the rocks.

After that Ninjas come in and i fight all three of them. One has a mask with an enhanced communicator in which i unravel as a tracking device to find the one who ordered the kill

Come to find out its my evil twin (He looks like me, but with a curly mustache). I run up the stairs as through the tracking device in the communicator becomes closer to his presence. He reside on the roof, a.k.a top floor of the building

"Ah so you have come Adamus" He snarls, "I see your still persistent to kill me".
"There's only one me" I reply, "Its Mr. Adamus to you, and this time ill make you choke on your own nuts!"
He laughs Insanely, with an intimidating smile, "I see, well then A fight to the death will see about that"

We fight to the death. I give him a chop to the neck but he gets my hand in a grip and tries to crush my hand but i get with him the left, as he tumbles to the ground.

He stumble into some antique twinblade daggers trying to cut me but i dodge successfully until he parts my cool due fro. He laughs but i tackle him and get'em in a choke hold but he backs off and hits me in the chin.

Fixing my jaw, I come back with a left to the waist, and right to the eye making it hard for him to see. He stabs me at the side as a last ditch plan with the dagger but then backs up dazed little knowing he's at the edge of the top floor, and falls 15 floors down headfirst (face crushed into the pavement).

I walk downstairs covering my wound. I smoke some weed and have my last shot of whiskey

.THE END

either that or i die of old age or a bullet wound. Either way, i dont want to be tortured by some sadistic psycho.
I definitely dont wanna die watchin Grease

[big don mega]

as long as it's ironic or meaningful and nothing goes in my mouth, ass, or ears (for the real weirdos), i don't mind torture

[*~NeoAdamus~*]

Originally Posted by big don mega

as long as it's ironic or meaningful and nothing goes in my mouth, ass, or ears (for the real weirdos), i don't mind torture

Kinda reminds me of Pulp Fiction.
......

[AnimeK91]

i would die protecting a burning baby from a crazy cat/porno star

[Dexel]

I'd rather not die, to be honest.

But, like everyone else, I'm prepared for it. How I die makes no difference.

As long as those who I dislike died before me or were murdered by me.

[Ecstasy]

I want to die suddenly (gunshot to the head?) and at a relatively young age (60 sounds good).

[Kurisel]

I would just like to die of old age.

[Devil Saiyan]

wow, adamus is crazy. you're not scared of ninjas but you're scared of.........grease? LOL. now I know how to defeat you and your "cool dude fro," which, by the way, is not as cool as mine (note: I actually have an afro)

[*~NeoAdamus~*]

Originally Posted by Devil Saiyan

wow, adamus is crazy. you're not scared of ninjas but you're scared of.........grease? LOL. now I know how to defeat you and your "cool dude fro," which, by the way, is not as cool as mine (note: I actually have an afro)

ahhhhh crap, i had a fro a long time ago, but it had to go.

It gets hard to tame after some time

[Miss Murder]

I don't care how I die, as long as it isn't because of one of the following;

- Drowning
- Burning
- Getting really old then doing something lame, like snap my neck by falling down two steps
- A death somehow caused by Insanity
- Suffocation
- Slowly being tortured / watch family and friends be tortured while a small glass box containing me slowly fills up with filthy water

...
Preferrably, I'd like to die by a gunshot to the head to save someone I care about. Of course, that would make the rest of their lives a living hell, so maybe I can just be pushed out of a window or something.

I don't think I'd really mind falling to my death, as long as I died right when I hit the ground.

[Draco Meteora]

Originally Posted by Adamus

First i'd wake up in the morning, and enjoy i nice cup o' coffee.

Then i'd have sex with 3 hot chix at the same time

After that id go to my job as a secret agent posing as that sweet ass bartender the girls fall for.

Then some other double agent tries to kill me and I beat him in the head with good ol' Irish Whiskey before i have a glass on the rocks.

After that Ninjas come in and i fight all three of them. One has a mask with an enhanced communicator in which i unravel as a tracking device to find the one who ordered the kill

Come to find out its my evil twin (He looks like me, but with a curly mustache). I run up the stairs as through the tracking device in the communicator becomes closer to his presence. He reside on the roof, a.k.a top floor of the building

"Ah so you have come Adamus" He snarls, "I see your still persistent to kill me".
"There's only one me" I reply, "Its Mr. Adamus to you, and this time ill make you choke on your own nuts!"
He laughs Insanely, with an intimidating smile, "I see, well then A fight to the death will see about that"

We fight to the death. I give him a chop to the neck but he gets my hand in a grip and tries to crush my hand but i get with him the left, as he tumbles to the ground.

He stumble into some antique twinblade daggers trying to cut me but i dodge successfully until he parts my cool due fro. He laughs but i tackle him and get'em in a choke hold but he backs off and hits me in the chin.

Fixing my jaw, I come back with a left to the waist, and right to the eye making it hard for him to see. He stabs me at the side as a last ditch plan with the dagger but then backs up dazed little knowing he's at the edge of the top floor, and falls 15 floors down headfirst (face crushed into the pavement).

I walk downstairs covering my wound. I smoke some weed and have my last shot of whiskey

.THE END

either that or i die of old age or a bullet wound. Either way, i dont want to be tortured by some sadistic psycho.
I definitely dont wanna die watchin Grease

haha that was f*cking awesome.

i wanna die like that ;_;

[Thrax]

Originally Posted by Adamus

First i'd wake up in the morning, and enjoy i nice cup o' coffee.

Then i'd have sex with 3 hot chix at the same time

After that id go to my job as a secret agent posing as that sweet ass bartender the girls fall for.

Then some other double agent tries to kill me and I beat him in the head with good ol' Irish Whiskey before i have a glass on the rocks.

After that Ninjas come in and i fight all three of them. One has a mask with an enhanced communicator in which i unravel as a tracking device to find the one who ordered the kill

Come to find out its my evil twin (He looks like me, but with a curly mustache). I run up the stairs as through the tracking device in the communicator becomes closer to his presence. He reside on the roof, a.k.a top floor of the building

"Ah so you have come Adamus" He snarls, "I see your still persistent to kill me".
"There's only one me" I reply, "Its Mr. Adamus to you, and this time ill make you choke on your own nuts!"
He laughs Insanely, with an intimidating smile, "I see, well then A fight to the death will see about that"

We fight to the death. I give him a chop to the neck but he gets my hand in a grip and tries to crush my hand but i get with him the left, as he tumbles to the ground.

He stumble into some antique twinblade daggers trying to cut me but i dodge successfully until he parts my cool due fro. He laughs but i tackle him and get'em in a choke hold but he backs off and hits me in the chin.

Fixing my jaw, I come back with a left to the waist, and right to the eye making it hard for him to see. He stabs me at the side as a last ditch plan with the dagger but then backs up dazed little knowing he's at the edge of the top floor, and falls 15 floors down headfirst (face crushed into the pavement).

I walk downstairs covering my wound. I smoke some weed and have my last shot of whiskey

.THE END

either that or i die of old age or a bullet wound. Either way, i dont want to be tortured by some sadistic psycho.
I definitely dont wanna die watchin Grease

Absolutely woord.

But, after I woke up, I would like to have sex with more than 3 chicks :>

[Devil Saiyan]

Originally Posted by Adamus

ahhhhh crap, i had a fro a long time ago, but it had to go.

It gets hard to tame after some time

yeah, my parents always want me to cut mine. it's blonde. which is weird cuz I'm half black, lol.
okay, worst death ever ............getting tortured while the guy who does Iago's voice (from Aladdin) yells at you. it would be SO BAD

[InfiniteTwilight]

Uh...I don't really know, I got several ways and prohibitions about my death.
I don't want it to be painful or having to swallow something or be gassed. Nor do I really want to go alone...

I guess I'd like to die somewhere in a small forest pond sometime at night. Just watch the stars hanging over head.
Also with my loved ones all around me or defending someone.

In space would be kinda cool. Send a small shuttle with a corpse in it out to float like there's no tomorrow. Astronauts would look out to see if they can find me while they're out. Float by = Hey! Won't really have to worry about grave robbers cause they can't find me >:D lol

But then again, the thing could burn up entering the sun/Earth's atmosphere or get hit by a meteor or something.

[Revenescent そら]

Hm..I don't really want to die that much, but this is how I would like it to end....

Protecting my friends or family. Like saving there lives and protecting them Then once I guard them from getting hit, I get hit and die. Like I want to be remembered as a hero and make a difference in the world.

Sounds a little weird? I don't think so >.<