OMG!

[Forever Atlas]

^ LMAO you arent the only one who edited their posts... too bad for others xDD I already captured what they wrote! xDDD

[Imagine]

Originally Posted by The Silent Soldier

Was I the only one who thought this was legit at first? XD

No, I did... then I read the whole thread and realized it was fake... then I edited my post, but evidently too late.

[KingBlade]

Originally Posted by Forever Atlas

^ LMAO you arent the only one who edited their posts... too bad for others xDD I already captured what they wrote! xDDD

Lies, proof now. D:

Originally Posted by Imagine

No, I did... then I read the whole thread and realized it was fake... then I edited my post, but evidently too late.

Ditto, read it half way, then posted my comment.

[risingfalls]

I found it suspicious when no link was provided.
=/

[Dr. Freeman]

lmfao, damn people. it's fake. It even says part way through

"Tifa's breasts were not available for comment"

People read half way and stop ><

[Darkly Aesthetic]

you lost me at

(CNN)

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[Forever Atlas]

Originally Posted by Time

lmfao, damn people. it's fake. It even says part way through

"Tifa's breasts were not available for comment"

People read half way and stop ><

Except there are many journalists who do make comments like that. Either way, that would have been on the news all over if it was true in the first place.

I figured it was a fake... but as with everything I like to do my research, and as I found it was a fake... duh

[Zoidberg!]

It was pretty obviously fake, but it was still hilarious. Lul.

[Forever Atlas]

Originally Posted by Zoidberg!

It was pretty obviously fake, but it was still hilarious. Lul.

So says the guy who posts hecka AFTER everyone says its fake xDDD

[Crash!]

I knew it was fake the whole time. I just posted to act like I was gullible O.o

[Forever Atlas]

^ lmao! At least some people admitted they were fooled >.> lol... as for you others... xDD

[Vice]

Wow, You Actually Got me there.

I Kinda Believed it but i also dident want to believe it.

Seeing as How Stupid American Parents are now a day they think everything is bad for Kids. Thats what got me.

got a good laugh out of it.

[Dream Theater]

It's fake? Damn.

[InfiniteTwilight]

Mario was unavailible for comment.

I'm sure he was.

Bet people would be more overractive than that and Clinton would be more hysterical and not shut up.
Haven't really seen a whole lot of FF7 on the shelves anyway.

[bamak93]

Originally Posted by Time

TEXAS (CNN) -- In light of recent terrorist attacks, the Department of Homeland Security has issued a ban on all sales and distribution of the 1997 hit video game, Final Fantasy VII

Someone needs to introduce them to a little thing called "the first amendment" and a phrase called "ex post facto".

The game involves the main character, Cloud Strife, planting bombs in power plants in a heavily populated city. The protagonist works with the terrorist group "Avalanche" bombing locations throughout the beginning of the game.

Oh yeah. Saving the planet=terrorism!!!!!!!!!

The decision was made only hours after the bombing of a chemical plant in Fort Worth, Texas. The FBI is still hot on the trails of the culprit, going by the hacker alias "frootloops". An FBI spokesperson told CNN at the time that investigators have already seized equipment in the culprits house, but frootloops was nowhere to be found. "Upon confiscation of the equipment, we found a large collection of child pornography on the culprits hard drive." said the FBI spokesperson.

frootloops?

President Bush has already indicated he's opposed to Square-Enix role playing games. "Mario doesn't blow up power plants" Bush said on thursday. Mario was unavailible for comment.

President Bush is a ****face. Who cares what he says?

Parenting groups are also up in arms against the game. "These 'role playing games' are teaching our children to use magic and summon demons, they're destroying our childrens future and making them worship satan. We can't allow this to continue." Various forms of Magic have been a staple of every game in the Final Fantasy series dating back to Final Fantasy released in 1990 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!" A parent who wishes to remain anonymous said.

*runs off to worship Satan*

Sen. Hillary Clinton also is highly opposed to the game.

I am now justified in thinking Hell was made for her now.

"First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.(that's what she said)

Why is she looking at Tifa's breasts? Is she a lesbian?

Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Target Corp., Best Buy Co. and Circuit City Stores Inc. have pulled the game from their shelves following the recent ban.

Do they even STOCK the game anymore????








P.S. I should read the whole thread before posting next time. >.<