Masturbating - Page 9

**Toasty!** · 05/12/08, 02:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jay Chou

Penis .

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros

Vagina

uhhhh

Rihanna .

EDIT: dammit, I just realized I meant Ciara...

Grimmjow Jaggerjack · 05/12/08, 02:40 AM

I can do the act of female masturbation better than most females.

**Stavros** · 05/12/08, 03:07 AM

That's because you can use more things than she can. . .

Grimmjow Jaggerjack · 05/12/08, 03:09 AM

You mean with tongue? I'm better with just fingers as well.

**Stavros** · 05/12/08, 03:10 AM

Yes, I meant with tongue, but I preferred not to actually specify. . .

Ningacom · 05/12/08, 03:16 AM

There are only two kinds of ppl who don't masturbate

1) The ppl who fear religious judgment

2) those homeless ppl in big cities you see humping long, tall objects

at least 1/3 of the ppl who voted "No" in the poll are most likely humping someone's leg atm.

Grimmjow Jaggerjack · 05/12/08, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Stavros

Yes, I meant with tongue, but I preferred not to actually specify. . .

Well, masturbation is actually the act of having 'sex' with yourself, and thus I cannot 'masturbate' someone else. I just didn't want to use the other word, for probably the same reason you didn't want to specify.

Brutal · 05/12/08, 04:54 AM

Actually you, you can.

It's called Mutual Masturbation.

**Toasty!** · 05/12/08, 06:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slaughter

Actually you, you can.

It's called Mutual Masturbation.

But if you did it with your tongue, it'll just be oral

Grimmjow Jaggerjack · 05/12/08, 06:25 AM

^Indeed.

Tongue for the win. :3

TheMuffinMan · 05/12/08, 07:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Toasty!

But if you did it with your tongue, it'll just be oral

Cunnilingus *

~~Mysterious~~ · 05/12/08, 08:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electropop

Thats why Id never go to you.

See, I hate Doctors. You know why? Becouse they dont explain wtf is going on.

you don't NEED to know everything going on in your body
a normal patient wouldn't know that the white blood cells in his/her body aren't functioning because s/he has allergy due to something s/he ate
i would just tell him/her that s/he has allergy towards this food and that's it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Electropop

Also: You are going to be a shity doctor.

again, i'm still in second year

Endless Reason · 05/12/08, 09:36 AM

Hmm... Epic surprise this is still going... Bah... Lol, yes... tongue for the win... all in agreeance? hah

Ecstasy · 05/12/08, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mysterious

you don't NEED to know everything going on in your body
a normal patient wouldn't know that the white blood cells in his/her body aren't functioning because s/he has allergy due to something s/he ate
i would just tell him/her that s/he has allergy towards this food and that's it

again, i'm still in second year

I don't see how you're in your second year of medical school when you're only 19.

**Toasty!** · 05/12/08, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baka ushi

I don't see how you're in your second year of medical school when you're only 19.

They just call his training at the burger joint Medical School. Don't ruin his hopes and dreams.

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05/12/08, 02:40 AM	#122
Grimmjow Jaggerjack Æsir Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Searching for Mysteryland Age: 18 Posts: 1,486 Rep Power: 4	Re: Masturbating I can do the act of female masturbation better than most females. Last edited by Grimmjow Jaggerjack; 05/12/08 at 02:47 AM.

05/12/08, 03:07 AM	#123
Stavros A Synonym for Acquiesce Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: . . .To Suffer. . . Age: 16 Posts: 8,694 Rep Power: 13	Re: Masturbating That's because you can use more things than she can. . .

05/12/08, 03:09 AM	#124
Grimmjow Jaggerjack Æsir Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Searching for Mysteryland Age: 18 Posts: 1,486 Rep Power: 4	Re: Masturbating You mean with tongue? I'm better with just fingers as well.

05/12/08, 03:10 AM	#125
Stavros A Synonym for Acquiesce Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: . . .To Suffer. . . Age: 16 Posts: 8,694 Rep Power: 13	Re: Masturbating Yes, I meant with tongue, but I preferred not to actually specify. . .

05/12/08, 03:16 AM	#126
Ningacom DON'T LOOK AT MY FACE Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: 511 Age: 15 Posts: 1,814 Rep Power: 3	Re: Masturbating There are only two kinds of ppl who don't masturbate 1) The ppl who fear religious judgment 2) those homeless ppl in big cities you see humping long, tall objects at least 1/3 of the ppl who voted "No" in the poll are most likely humping someone's leg atm.

05/12/08, 04:54 AM	#128
Brutal lol sup Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: a ghetto little place in minnesota Age: 16 Posts: 3,429 Rep Power: 8	Re: Masturbating Actually you, you can. It's called Mutual Masturbation.

05/12/08, 06:25 AM	#130
Grimmjow Jaggerjack Æsir Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Searching for Mysteryland Age: 18 Posts: 1,486 Rep Power: 4	Re: Masturbating ^Indeed. Tongue for the win. :3

05/12/08, 09:36 AM	#133
Endless Reason To get to the other side Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: That little place I call home Age: 15 Posts: 2,511 Rep Power: 5	Re: Masturbating Hmm... Epic surprise this is still going... Bah... Lol, yes... tongue for the win... all in agreeance? hah

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