Masturbating - Page 13

Pelafina · 05/14/08, 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baka ushi

So, uh, yea. How did that go?

Presumably not well at all.

Massive Attack · 05/14/08, 10:49 PM

Someone should make a commonwealth version of this thread titled "Wanking", that way we could make raunchy innuendo without all the culture clash.

Did I say something?

**Sir Meta Knight** · 05/14/08, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogenzaka

Religion nitpicks at it because it involves lust, a sexual sin.

This verse always makes me roffle:
Mark 9:43 "If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than have your whole body cast into hell, where the fire never goes out."

Anyway, this is the third attempt at a Masturbation thread. I doubt it will go anywhere but down sooner or later lol. Just here to enjoy the ride :]

Lucky women, though. Not only do they get multiple orgasms and their sexual organ has more nerve endings than the penis, most people are too ignorant to ever suspect a woman masturbates in the first place. Clever!

i don't think we need to bring an argument into this thread, thanks

he was just asking if people masturbate, we don't have to involve religion in this.

**dejah** · 05/14/08, 10:56 PM

refer to my previous post babe.
i mention lady-wanking....
i think..

edit: oh no i didn't. =<

anyway i've always refered to female masturbation as lady-wanking.

TheMuffinMan · 05/15/08, 02:43 AM

I usually visualize the verb 'wank' as a sort of pulling motion, like.."yank", so the terminology for me doesn't seem to work in relation to the female activity

Krateroi · 05/15/08, 03:39 AM

Women have it so lucky, you wanking in private

Vexond · 05/15/08, 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogenzaka

Religion nitpicks at it because it involves lust, a sexual sin.

This verse always makes me roffle:
Mark 9:43 "If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than have your whole body cast into hell, where the fire never goes out."

I'm left handed so does that count for me. lol

fadin sun · 05/15/08, 05:12 AM

Of course I masturbate. 90% of people do in their lifetime.

**dejah** · 05/15/08, 08:36 AM

women also have it lucky where we don't create tents when we're in a state of arousal.

Pelafina · 05/15/08, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dejah

women also have it lucky where we don't create tents when we're in a state of arousal.

Enchanted Rose · 05/15/08, 05:26 PM

^lol.

I've tried it, as every person should do, but I prefer when my boyfriend does it for me.

Yeah, we always use 'wank' even for female masturbation in England. I'd say 'jacking off' is specifically male though...

**Guardian Soul** · 05/15/08, 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Enchanted Rose

^lol.

I've tried it, as every person should do, but I prefer when my boyfriend does it for me.

Yeah, we always use 'wank' even for female masturbation in England. I'd say 'jacking off' is specifically male though...

I never use the word wank, I think it sounds pretty funny for some reason.

Enchanted Rose · 05/15/08, 05:43 PM

What do you call it then?

Masturbate seems rather formal.

TheMuffinMan · 05/15/08, 06:01 PM

I think, like you said, "jacking off" is the common term for it

**.:[Kazuma]:.** · 05/15/08, 11:25 PM

Boy we havn't had a jack off thread in a almost. What will steamboatwillis create next.

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05/14/08, 10:49 PM	#182
Massive Attack Slow Riot for New Zerø Kanada Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Location Location Age: 14 Posts: 2,043 Rep Power: 6	Re: Masturbating Someone should make a commonwealth version of this thread titled "Wanking", that way we could make raunchy innuendo without all the culture clash. Did I say something?

05/14/08, 10:56 PM	#184
dejah We're The Same. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: with my parents. Age: 20 Posts: 4,139 Rep Power: 10	Re: Masturbating refer to my previous post babe. i mention lady-wanking.... i think.. edit: oh no i didn't. =< anyway i've always refered to female masturbation as lady-wanking.

05/15/08, 02:43 AM	#185
TheMuffinMan I'm chocolate chip Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Candy mountain Age: 19 Posts: 10,474 Rep Power: 19	Re: Masturbating I usually visualize the verb 'wank' as a sort of pulling motion, like.."yank", so the terminology for me doesn't seem to work in relation to the female activity

05/15/08, 03:39 AM	#186
Krateroi Dark Lord of the Sith Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Traveling aboard the Executor Age: 15 Posts: 2,802 Rep Power: 4	Re: Masturbating Women have it so lucky, you wanking in private

05/15/08, 05:12 AM	#188
fadin sun Keyblade Wielder Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Wherever you aren't. Age: 15 Posts: 306 Rep Power: 1	Re: Masturbating Of course I masturbate. 90% of people do in their lifetime.

05/15/08, 08:36 AM	#189
dejah We're The Same. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: with my parents. Age: 20 Posts: 4,139 Rep Power: 10	Re: Masturbating women also have it lucky where we don't create tents when we're in a state of arousal.

05/15/08, 05:26 PM	#191
Enchanted Rose P.S. Shock The World Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where you want to be Posts: 2,956 Rep Power: 13	Re: Masturbating ^lol. I've tried it, as every person should do, but I prefer when my boyfriend does it for me. Yeah, we always use 'wank' even for female masturbation in England. I'd say 'jacking off' is specifically male though...

05/15/08, 05:43 PM	#193
Enchanted Rose P.S. Shock The World Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Where you want to be Posts: 2,956 Rep Power: 13	Re: Masturbating What do you call it then? Masturbate seems rather formal.

05/15/08, 06:01 PM	#194
TheMuffinMan I'm chocolate chip Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Candy mountain Age: 19 Posts: 10,474 Rep Power: 19	Re: Masturbating I think, like you said, "jacking off" is the common term for it

05/15/08, 11:25 PM	#195
.:[Kazuma]:. ☆aww sh*t☆ Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: You know that box on the side of the road Age: 17 Posts: 3,125 Rep Power: 7	Re: Masturbating Boy we havn't had a jack off thread in a almost. What will steamboatwillis create next.

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