Masturbating - Page 12

Cicero · 05/14/08, 01:01 AM

There is always some truth in myths. Although that is really complete bulshit indeed.

So anyway...who is masturbating right now? =D

**Pelafina** · 05/14/08, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Grimmjow Jaggerjack

So anyway...who is masturbating right now? =D

You, I presume?
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CAB_IV · 05/14/08, 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Grimmjow Jaggerjack

There is always some truth in myths. Although that is really complete bulshit indeed.

So anyway...who is masturbating right now? =D

I was planning to, but then some damned 13 year old who has to many hormones was having an emo-lovesick complex of death, and i for some reason am a nice guy and tried to give him suggestions.

Now i'm feeling awesome because i conquered my 13 year old love problems and now i'm taking the girl to prom with me. Shes hot to boot.

However, i like her so much, that it shoots me down so to speak, but thats alright because i'm happy anyway.

any way, just remember-

**Ziz** · 05/14/08, 02:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAB_IV

I was planning to, but then some damned 13 year old who has to many hormones was having an emo-lovesick complex of death, and i for some reason am a nice guy and tried to give him suggestions.

Now i'm feeling awesome because i conquered my 13 year old love problems and now i'm taking the girl to prom with me. Shes hot to boot.

However, i like her so much, that it shoots me down so to speak, but thats alright because i'm happy anyway.

any way, just remember-

major LOL right there Cab

**Dogenzaka** · 05/14/08, 07:47 AM

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well, IMO, it isn't bad, therefore I fail to see the problem that most religions have with it.

Religion nitpicks at it because it involves lust, a sexual sin.

This verse always makes me roffle:
Mark 9:43 "If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than have your whole body cast into hell, where the fire never goes out."

Anyway, this is the third attempt at a Masturbation thread. I doubt it will go anywhere but down sooner or later lol. Just here to enjoy the ride :]

Lucky women, though. Not only do they get multiple orgasms and their sexual organ has more nerve endings than the penis, most people are too ignorant to ever suspect a woman masturbates in the first place. Clever!

Joe · 05/14/08, 08:26 AM

YouTube - Masterbation Song

I do believe that says it all.

**Endless Reason** · 05/14/08, 10:08 AM

Hahm i say this every time... I can't beleive it's still going! Anywho... Lol at Dogen's last part, no one would exer suspect it... unless of course they talk about it regularly in public... like some girls at my school do... except they say "girls can't really masturbate though"... bah, hypocrites... lol

Guardian Soul · 05/14/08, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dogenzaka

This verse always makes me roffle:
Mark 9:43 "If your right hand causes you to sin, cut it off. It is better for you to enter life maimed than have your whole body cast into hell, where the fire never goes out."

I lol'd.

I bet there's alot of religious people who actually believe in cutting their hands off.

Cicero · 05/14/08, 06:36 PM

@Dogen: Lol

@Maitaj: Everyone suspects it I think. They do it more than most males. But yeah, I just always ask them when I want to know. I gave one tips too. :3

Honky Sam · 05/14/08, 10:07 PM

Me and my girlfriend are currently masturbating.

**dejah** · 05/14/08, 10:22 PM

females have it so much better.

word.

a decent girl would never admit to masturbating.

Honky Sam · 05/14/08, 10:45 PM

Why?

Because saying "hay i stick my fingers in a place on my own body in private?, is indecent?

**Proline** · 05/14/08, 10:46 PM

That's about as indecent as showing off cleavage :v

**dejah** · 05/14/08, 11:12 PM

lol i dunno, ask them peoples who thought it up.

Ecstasy · 05/14/08, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mysterious

sigh. as usual, muffin comes to shut me up...
i should talk to the teacher tomorrow

So, uh, yea. How did that go?

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05/14/08, 01:01 AM	#166
Cicero Consul Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: provoking people into discussions. Age: 18 Posts: 1,638 Rep Power: 5	Re: Masturbating There is always some truth in myths. Although that is really complete bulshit indeed. So anyway...who is masturbating right now? =D

05/14/08, 08:26 AM	#171
Joe Premium Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Age: 18 Posts: 1,618 Rep Power: 5	Re: Masturbating YouTube - Masterbation Song I do believe that says it all.

05/14/08, 10:08 AM	#172
Endless Reason Rush Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: That little place I call home... aka Australia Age: 15 Posts: 3,237 Rep Power: 10	Re: Masturbating Hahm i say this every time... I can't beleive it's still going! Anywho... Lol at Dogen's last part, no one would exer suspect it... unless of course they talk about it regularly in public... like some girls at my school do... except they say "girls can't really masturbate though"... bah, hypocrites... lol

05/14/08, 06:36 PM	#174
Cicero Consul Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: provoking people into discussions. Age: 18 Posts: 1,638 Rep Power: 5	Re: Masturbating @Dogen: Lol @Maitaj: Everyone suspects it I think. They do it more than most males. But yeah, I just always ask them when I want to know. I gave one tips too. :3

05/14/08, 10:07 PM	#175
Honky Sam lol sup Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: a ghetto little place in minnesota Age: 16 Posts: 3,532 Rep Power: 9	Re: Masturbating Me and my girlfriend are currently masturbating.

05/14/08, 10:22 PM	#176
dejah We're The Same. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: with my parents. Age: 20 Posts: 4,162 Rep Power: 11	Re: Masturbating females have it so much better. word. a decent girl would never admit to masturbating.

05/14/08, 10:45 PM	#177
Honky Sam lol sup Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: a ghetto little place in minnesota Age: 16 Posts: 3,532 Rep Power: 9	Re: Masturbating Why? Because saying "hay i stick my fingers in a place on my own body in private?, is indecent?

05/14/08, 10:46 PM	#178
Proline Amino acids yeah Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 5,062 Rep Power: 13	Re: Masturbating That's about as indecent as showing off cleavage :v

05/14/08, 11:12 PM	#179
dejah We're The Same. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: with my parents. Age: 20 Posts: 4,162 Rep Power: 11	Re: Masturbating lol i dunno, ask them peoples who thought it up.

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