Returning Battle (Open of course)

[Ankoku]

Yeah, I'm back. Shut up. Melee or power, I don't give a shit.


Name: Luke
Title: None
Gender: Male
Race: Human

Occupation: None

Height: 5'10"
Weight: 120
Complexion: Average
Mental Age: 16
Physical Age: 15
Build: Thin, non-muscular. Looks like his bones could break from any sort of fall.

Appearance: His hair is blonde, and is always neatly combed to the left. His eyes are a nice shade of blue, like the summer sky. He's not especially tall, nor heavy. He wears a blue T-shirt, and blue jeans. His shoes are a generic black. He wears a necklace around his neck. It is made of metal, and the main piece of it is a black triangle. He's never seen without it. Around his wrist is a black wristband with a silver diamond in it.

Personality: [I've taken Rem's idea, and you'll see his personality.]

Interested in:
- Fun
- Games
- Girls

Detests:
- Work
- Mean people
- Bugs

Armaments: None.

Abilities: None.

History: Ah, the beauty of normality. A normal kid, a normal life. At least more or less normal. Anyways, normal life, normal family. Normal everything. Normal, normal, normal. At least till he caught a rose.

Yes, he caught a rose. What? Think that's strange? Anyways, a rose fell from the sky, so he snatched it. That's about the only special thing that's ever happened to him. Oh yeah, and the rose seems to be something anyone with any sort of power wants. That isn't good. Seems the rose can give power. CAN, doesn't mean it'll give it to Luke. But Luke is ready to defend it with his life.


Battle Theme: None
Character Theme: None

Quote: "Life is what you make it, and I make it fun."

[Elegant Esthetics]

It wasn't rem's idea, you dumbshit.

And I'd do this, but I can't take you seriously.

[Chariot of Fire]

Ankoku :( May I? I'll be fighting with a character I developed not so long ago for a not so specific purpose.

Time for the Toon to return. Let me know if you want a template, or I can simply describe what he can do in my first post. Or I could tell you online.

[Electropop]

Wow. Cody is back. Someone Alert the Marines.

[Ankoku]

Have at it Mr. Cyberseraph. As you know, I post short, and never post first. So have at thee.

[Time]

I laugh at this thread, lots and lots of laughs. Some of you should know why.

[Chariot of Fire]

Boring.

The grass was green, the sky was blue, and the dirt was as brown as... dirt. Everything swayed lightly in the breeze, and the sun glowed beautifully golden in the ordinary sky. Everything was the picturesque view of a long, and endless field. However, there was a difference from reality, in that everything appeared to be strange... An abstract melting pot of cartoonish drawing. The grass was long and whiplike and the sun itself had a bright cheery smiley face upon its surface. It was a scene out of a saturday afternoon cartoon... Either that or a terribly bad acid trip.

A single figure walked along the plain, his feet shuffling along as he constantly checked his watch. He was stooped over slightly, his reptilian head twisting this way and that as he checked the time over and over again. He looked like a lizard, with a forked tongue, and slitted eyes, and bright scaly green skin. He was wearing a beige trenchcoat, and as he walked back and forth, a pair of three toed feet could be seen plodding around the dirt, raising clouds of cartoon dust in this strange world. He looked like a poorly drawn cartoon... Because he was a poorly drawn cartoon...

"The portal should be opening soon," he exclaimed angrily, reaching into the pocket of his trenchcoat and pulling out a cigar. He lit up the end without using a match, and took a long puff as he let the smoke drift into the unmarked sky. He was waiting for someone... anyone who was on the other end of this portal. He'd been trapped in this @#$! cartoon dimension for far too long...

"Why the !^#@ do you keep censoring my cursing!" he suddenly shouted to the sky, as if expecting an answer from the heavens, "The people on this forum curse far worse then I do, you pathetic excuse for a person!" However, his curses went on in vain, and he finally resigned himself to pacing back and forth as he checked his watch again. "Stupid Chariot of Fire and his high and mighty editing," he muttered as he kicked the dirt once more, "He thinks just because he created me he can do whatever he wants with me? Please..." he took another puff of his cigar.

[Rem]

Can I play too? If so I'll use the character you gave me, Ankoku.

[Ankoku]

OOC- You can if you want. I rarely get on though. XD

IC- Shit. That's all I was thinking. Seriously. Shit. That's what most humans would think in my situation. Just... Shit.

I was in a plane. Boeing 747 I think it was called. Anyways, I was going up to meet the pilot, and I kinda accidentally... Killed him. Well, then I tried to calm the screaming lady down, and she told everyone to evacuate... And they did. And their parachutes didn't work either, which kinda sucked.

So here I am, trying to steer a giant massive flying machine. I can see a small field up ahead. I think someone's standing there. Sucks to be them. Hell, sucks to be me. Anyways, here I was, crashing a plane into this field and any helpless soul standing on top smoking.

[Chariot of Fire]

A rumbling noise filled the air, and the Toon let loose a fiendish grin, letting a few fangs dripping with saliva hang forth from his green reptilian jaws.

“It’s about time someone got here,” he muttered grumpily, pulling back the sleeve of his trenchcoat to glance at his large, cartoon watch one more time. It ticked softly in on his arm, and he grunted as he glanced up at the sky to see where the thing would come from. It sounded like a… swarm of bees. Or maybe an angry elephant. Or maybe a plane. Plane?

The roaring grew louder, and the Toon spun around, animated dust rising from his legs, just as he saw a huge plane flying through the sky. It wasn’t on fire or anything, but certainly appeared to be shooting straight toward him. The Toon’s eyes suddenly shot out of his head, expanding to fifty times their normal size, as his mouth stretched open, dropping five feet to the ground as a piercing scream shot out of his gaping fanged mouth.

“Chariot of Fire, you son of a b!%@#” he screamed, turning around, his legs a blur as he ran in place, kicking up clouds of dust behind him as if he was a miniature tornado, “Why the #@*$ did you agree to a battle with this guy?” The Toon hung in the air for second, as he attempted to run away, but unfortunately he simply hung in the same place as his legs turned invisible with the blur of his running. The plane’s nose crashed into him from behind with a splintering roar, and he lurched forward, screaming his head off as the plane pushed his body forward with its momentum. The plane crashed to the ground, continuing to slide across the field as it kicked up dirt and plantlife with its momentum. The sheer speed of the plane kept the Toon pinned to its nose, and as he screamed, the wind flashing past him, he let his head go back. His eyes bugged out as he saw some young kid sitting at the controls of the plane. Ankoku was using a freaking kid to fight Chariot of Fire? Why in the world would he use him and not some freaking multiplyin’ dimensional crossing 19 year old?

The Toon screamed further, and the cigar which had been clutched in his mouth, flew outward, and shot back, carried by its own momentum toward the plane. It flew past the cabin, shot backwards, and the wind quickly carried it to the rear engine of the plane, where it shot into the opening, and set the only thing ablaze in an instant. The Toon let out another scream, beginning to flatten out as the plane’s momentum carried them forward, but before he could leap away, the plane exploded in fireball of gasoline and cigar smoke. He was hurtled forward, and he crashed into the ground with a sickening thud, making a large slash-like ditch in the ground before he got up, stumbling around as three small stars circled his head while dingling a pleasant tune. Haha, tune, Toon.

“Plane… kid… screw you Ankoku…” he mumbled, senselessly as he stumbled about in a daze.